The Best songs in the World.

[Holmes]

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Holmes

[Pancho1188]

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The theme from Green Acres.

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...or the

Beverly Hillbillies.

[Holmes]

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\"Yes, We Have No Bananas\"



Holmes

[xxxPantero]

1812 Overture
Bram

Stoker\'s Dracula Soundtrack

[Elana]

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Take me out to the ball game

[Sexyredhead]

Let\'s Get Drunk

&amp; Screw. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[tallmacky]

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Let\'s Get Drunk &amp; Screw.

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Is that a song?

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Especially when she used the word \"Screw\". I\'m shocked by your behavior!

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[Elana]

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Let\'s Get Drunk &amp; Screw.

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Nah...that one

is too subtle. I like one that gets right to the point like...

Camp Granada

Hello Mudda, hello Fadda,
Here I

am at Camp Granada.
Camp is very entertaining,
And they say we\'ll have some fun if it stops raining.

I

went hiking with Joe Spivy;
He developed poison ivy.
You remember Leonard Skinner;
He got ptomain poisoning

last night after dinner.

All the counselors hate the waiters,
And the lake has alligators,
And the head

coach wants no sissies,
So he reads to us from something called \"Ulysses\".

Now I don\'t want this should

scare ya,
But my bunk mate has malaria.
You remember Jeffrey Hardy,
They\'re about to organize a searching

party.

Take me home, oh Mudda, Fadda,
Take me home, I hate Granada!
Don\'t leave me in the forest where


I might get eaten by a bear.

Take me home, I promise I will not make noise,
Or mess the house with other

boys.
Oh, please don\'t make me stay,
I\'ve been here one whole day.

Dearest Father, darling Mother,


How\'s my precious little brother?
Let me come home if you miss me,
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and

kiss me.

Wait a minute, it stopped hailing,
Guys are swimming, gals are sailing.
Playing baseball, gee

that\'s betta,
Mudda, Fadda, kindly disregard this letter!

[Holmes]

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\"Flight Of The Bumblebee\"


Holmes

[SweetBrenda]

This will be my wedding song if

I ever get married to the man of my dreams! (awww)
Spend my life with you
by Eric

Benet
********************************
I never knew such a day could come
And I never knew such a

love
Could be inside of one


And I never knew what my life was for
But now that you're here I know

for sure


I never knew till I looked in your eyes
I was incomplete till the day you walked into my

life
And I never knew that my heart could feel
So precious and pure
One love so real


Can I just

see you every morning when
I open my eyes
Can I just feel your heart beating beside me
Every night
Can

we just feel this way together
Till the end of all time
Can I just spend my life with you


Now baby

the days and the weeks
And the years will roll by
But nothing will change the love inside
Of you and

I


And baby I'll never find any words
That could explain
Just how much my heart my life
My soul

you've changed


Can you run to these open arms
When no one else understands
Can we tell God and the

whole world

I'm your woman, and you're my man
Can't you just feel how much I love you
With one touch

of my hand
Can I just spend my life with you


No touch has ever felt so wonderful
(You are

incredible)
And a deeper love I've never known
(I'll never let you go)
I swear this love is true
(Now

and forever to youto you)
Can I just see you every morning when


I open my eyes
Can I just feel your

heart beating beside me
Every night
Can we just feel this way together
Till the end of all time
Can I

just spend my life with you
Can you run to these open arms

[Icarus]

Black Woman and Child -

Sizzla

Who what, The Black nation
I love It
Ohh woh woh, oh woh woh
From di day mi born mi did dun

know sey
My color a di first, I nuh last
So how yuh expect I fi duh certain things
Ohh woh woh, Oh woh woh



Chorus:
Black woman and child, yeh yeh yeah
For you I really have so much love
Dollar bills and

coins will fade away
They could never make I so proud
Black woman and child, yeh yeh yeah
For you I really

have so much love
Dollar bills and coins will fade away
They could never make I so proud

Verse

1:
Motherland Africa still remain so fine
Empresses and Emperors living from in those time
I know you are

the first to give birth unto mankind
Now let me say oh the earth Queen Omega is divine
take I to Zion I give

thy praise
Thats where my covenant will be always
How have you been going through those stage
Of being away

for many days

Chorus

Verse 2:
Who knows
Who will trod upon the road just to make things

great
You and yuh children, I see them in front yuh face
I say keep them close, as you increase their

faith
Marcus Garvey dun say, a him save the future fi days
Ohhh
Natural in your choice, in your way to your

needs
You were born of the one to conceive
You and yuh child go smooth as the breeze

Chorus



Verse 3:
Who are those standing at your door
Dressed in Ithiopian clothes coming more and more
Oh

what a lovely day, the blessing is so pure
Someone conceive today, of this I am sure
Eh heh yeaah....

[Elana]

My song to

Steve............

If You Leave Me Now

If you leave me now, you’ll take away the biggest part of

me
No baby please don’t go
If you leave me now, you’ll take away the very heart of me
No baby please don’t

go

A love like ours is love that’s hard to find
How could we let it slip away
We’ve come too far to

leave it all behind
How could we end it all this way
When tomorrow comes we’ll both regret
Things we said

today

A love like ours is love that’s hard to find
How could we let it slip away
We’ve come too far to

leave it all behind
How could we end it all this way
When tomorrow comes we’ll both regret
Things we said

today

If you leave me now, you’ll take away the biggest part of me
No baby please don’t go
Oh girl,

just got to have you by my side

No baby, please don’t go

Oh mama, I just got to have your lovin,

yeah

We’ve come too far to leave it all behind

[Icarus]

Aw...................!

[DZorro]

My song to Steve............

If You Leave Me Now

If you leave me now, you’ll take away the biggest part of me
No baby please don’t go
If you leave me now, you’ll take away the very heart of me
No baby please don’t go

A love like ours is love that’s hard to find
How could we let it slip away
We’ve come too far to leave it all behind
How could we end it all this way
When tomorrow comes we’ll both regret
Things we said today

A love like ours is love that’s hard to find
How could we let it slip away
We’ve come too far to leave it all behind
How could we end it all this way
When tomorrow comes we’ll both regret
Things we said today

If you leave me now, you’ll take away the biggest part of me
No baby please don’t go
Oh girl, just got to have you by my side

No baby, please don’t go

Oh mama, I just got to have your lovin, yeah

We’ve come too far to leave it all behind

wow nice song.


DZorro,

[tallmacky]

Spend my

life with you
by Eric Benet

Funny you mention that song, didn't Eric Benet just get divorced

from Halle Berry.

[tallmacky]

Aw...................!

STEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I feel like i'm

on Oprah)

[Elana]

Funny you mention

that song, didn't Eric Benet just get divorced from Halle Berry.

Was that his wedding song?

[SweetBrenda]

hm not sure that was his

wedding song,, but now since you mention it I might wanna change my future wedding song... lol since that could be

bad luck?

[Holmes]

Good songs to have sex

to:

"The Entertainer"

[Pancho1188]

This is the song that never

ends
Yes it goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll

continue singing it forever just because...

[CptKipling]

Good

songs to have sex to:

"The Entertainer"

"Oooh, stick you, your momma too, and your

granny!"

<shudders>

[Holmes]

Daphne and Celeste is good,

too.

Or Boney M.

[Elana]

NICKLEBACK

Feelin' Way Too Damn Good

I missed you so much that

I begged you to fly and see me

You must've broke down 'cause you finally said that you

would

But now that you're here I just feel like I'm constantly dreaming

Well

something's gotta go wrong 'cause I'm feeling' way too damn good

For 48 hours I don't think

that we left my hotel room

Should show you the sights 'cause I'm sure that I said that I

would

We gotta make love just one last time in the shower

Well somethings gotta

go wrong 'cause I'm feelin' way too damn good

And it's like

Every time I

turn around

I fall in love and find my heart face down and

Where it lands is

where it should

This time it's like

The two of us should probably start to

fight

"Cause something's gotta go wrong 'cause I'm feeling way too damn

good

Feelin' way too damn good

Sometimes I think best if left in the

memory

It's better kept inside than left for good

Looking back each time they

tried to tell me

Well somethings gotta go wrong 'cause I'm feelin' way too damn

good

And it's like

Every time I turn around

I fall in love

and find my heart face down and

Where it lands is where it should

This time

it's like

The two of us should probably start to fight

"Cause something's

gotta go wrong 'cause I'm feeling way too damn good

Feelin' way too damn

good

I missed you so much that I begged you to fly and see me

You must've

broke down 'cause you finally said that you would

But now that you're here I just feel like I'm

constantly dreaming

Well something's gotta go wrong 'cause I'm feeling' way too damn

good

And it's like

Every time I turn around

I fall in love

and find my heart face down and

Where it lands is where it should

This time

it's like

The two of us should probably start to fight

"Cause something's

gotta go wrong 'cause I'm feeling way too damn good

Feelin' way too damn

good

I missed you so much that I begged you to fly and see me

Feelin' way too

damn good

I missed you so much that I begged you to fly and see me

[Elana]

STONE TEMPLE

PILOTS

PLUSH

And I feel that time's a wasted go
So where ya going to tommorrow?
And I see that these

are lies to come
Would you even care?

And I feel it
And I feel it

Where ya going for tommorrow?
Where ya

going with that mask I found?
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her
Will she smell

alone?

And I feel, so much depends on the weather
So is it raining in your bedroom?
And I see, that these are

the eyes of disarray
Would you even care?

And I feel it
And she feels it

Where ya going to tommorrow?
Where

ya going with that mask I found?
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her
Will she smell

alone?

When the dogs do find her
Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow
To find it, to find it, to find it
When

the dogs do find her
Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow
To find it, to find it, to find it

Where ya going for

tommorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her
Will

she smell alone?

When the dogs do find her
Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow
To find it, to find it, to find

it
When the dogs do find her
Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow
To find it, to find it, to find it
To find

it
To find it
To find it

[Pancho1188]

Fish

Heads

Fish heads, Fish heads
Roly poly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yum

Fish

heads, Fish heads
Roly poly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yum

In the morning
Laughing, happy

Fish Heads
In the evening
Floating in the soup

Fish heads, Fish heads
Roly poly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish

heads
Eat them up, Yum

Ask a Fish head
Anything you want to
They won't answer
They can't talk

Fish

heads, Fish heads
Roly poly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

I took a Fish head
Out to

see a movie
Didn't have to pay
To get it in

Fish heads, Fish heads
Roly poly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish

heads
Eat them up, Yum

They can't play baseball
They don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers
They

don't play drums

Fish heads, Fish heads
Roly poly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yum

Roly

poly Fish heads
Are never seen drinking
Cappacino in Italian restaurants
With Oriental women...Yeah

Fish

heads, Fish heads
Roly poly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yum

Fish heads, Fish heads
Roly

poly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yum

(Yummm)

Fish heads, Fish heads
Roly poly Fish

heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yum


Fish heads, Fish heads
Roly poly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish

heads
Eat them up, Yum
YEAH!

[Sexyredhead]

Pancho, I'm going to have that

song in my head all day. Thanks so much.

[Elana]

Piano In The Dark
Brenda

Russell

When I find myself watchin' the time
I never think about all the funny things you said
I feel like

it's dead
Where is it leading me now
I turn around in the still of the room
Knowin' this is when I'm gonna

make my move
Can't wait any longer
And I'm feeling stronger but oh

Just as I walk (just a little more

time) to the door
I can feel your emotion yeah it's pullin' me back
(Just a little more time) back to love you



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Oh no caught up in the middle
I cry just a little when I think of lettin' go
Oh no gave up on

the riddle
I cry just a little when he plays piano in the dark

He holds me close like a thief of the heart


He plays a melody born to tear me all apart
The silence is broken
And no words are spoken but oh

Just as I

walk (just a little more time) to the door
I can feel your emotion yeah it's pullin' me back
(Just a little

more time) back to love you

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Oh the silence is broken
No words are spoken but oh

Just

as I walk (just a little more time) to the door
I can feel your emotion (oh baby) oh

baby hold me back
(Just a little more time) back to love you

Oh no caught up in the middle
I cry just a

little when I think of lettin' go
Oh no gave up on the riddle
I cry just a little ooh I cry I cry I know

[Pancho1188]

Pancho, I'm

going to have that song in my head all day. Thanks so much.

I only do it because I love you so

much...

[Pancho1188]

Dead Puppies Aren't

Much Fun

• (Anon / from the Dr Demento Show) Chorus:
  Dead puppies aren't much fun
  When
  
  you call them they don't come
  Dead puppies aren't much fun
  
  My puppy died last fall
  That's him lying in the
  
  hall
  Dead puppies aren't much fun
  
  You can't make them beg for food
  You can try - it's no good
  Dead puppies
  
  aren't much fun
  They won't roll over, they won't play ball
  They'll play dead, that's all
  Dead puppies
  
  aren't much fun
  
  When you pick them up they sag
  When you walk them it's a drag
  Dead puppies aren't much
  
  fun
  Mummy isn't feeling well
  I think she doesn't like the smell
  Dead puppies aren't much fun
  Not much
  
  fun
  

[Gossamer_2701]

Dead Puppies Aren't Much Fun

• (Anon / from the Dr Demento Show)
  
  Chorus:
  Dead puppies aren't much fun
  When you call them they don't come
  Dead puppies aren't much fun
  
  My
  
  puppy died last fall
  That's him lying in the hall
  Dead puppies aren't much fun
  
  You can't make them beg for
  
  food
  You can try - it's no good
  Dead puppies aren't much fun
  They won't roll over, they won't play
  
  ball
  They'll play dead, that's all
  Dead puppies aren't much fun
  
  When you pick them up they sag
  When you
  
  walk them it's a drag
  Dead puppies aren't much fun
  Mummy isn't feeling well
  I think she doesn't like the
  
  smell
  Dead puppies aren't much fun
  Not much fun

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Pancho... Pancho.... Pancho.... So many conflicting emotions with that one!!! Always loved Dr. Demento.... another

favorite for car trips was 'Dead skunk in the middle of the road'