The Best songs in the World.

[seadove]

Roger Waters, Thanks Pinky. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Me and Benny went out last night
Looking for fun
Supping ale in the moonlight
Waiting for the dawn to come
Benny pointed at a HiFi shop
He said hey man look at all the stuff they\'ve got
How\'d you make a have out of a have not
Hmmmm.
Who needs information
When you\'re working underground
Just give me confirmation
We could win a million pounds

Benny climbed up on a footbridge
And he teetered on the parapet
He said can you see the whites of their headlights
Are they coming yet

Who needs information
This high off the ground
Just give me confirmation
We could win a million pounds

Who needs information
When you\'re living in constant fear
Just give me confirmation
There\'s some way out of here
Some way out of here

Benny hefted a breeze block
And tried to let go
Got hung up on a tear drop
So me and Benny went home

Who needs information
When you\'re living in constant fear
Just give me confirmation
There\'s some way out of here
Some way out of here

Who needs information yeah
When you\'re living on borrowed time
Just give me confirmation
There will be a winner this time

Who needs information when you\'re working underground
Just give me confirmation
We could win a million pounds
Who needs, who needs, who needs information
This high off the ground
Just give me confirmation
We could win a million pounds - yeah

Jim: Um.
Jim lights a cigarette.
Jim: So your brother\'s in jail?

[seadove]

Cecilia by Simon & Garfunkel. Thanks.

Cecilia, you\'re breaking my heart
You\'re shaking my confidence daily
Woh Cecilia, I\'m down on my knees
I\'m begging you please to come home

Cecilia, you\'re breaking my heart
You\'re shaking my confidence daily
Woh Cecilia, I\'m down on my knees
I\'m begging you please to come home
Come on home

Making love in the afternoon to Cecilia
Up in my bedroom
I got up to wash my face
When I come back to bed
Someone\'s taken my place ...

Cecilia, you\'re breaking my heart
You\'re shaking my confidence daily
Woh Cecilia, I\'m down on my knees
I\'m begging you please to come home
Come on home

Bo po bo bo ...

Jubilation, she loves me again
I fall on the floor and I\'m laughing
Jubilation, she loves me again
I fall on the floor and I\'m laughing

[DaVinciKittie]

Hats off to Robert Earl Keen. This song is much more amusing with the melody, but you\'ll get the gist just the same...

Merry Christmas From the Family

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
At our Christmas party
We were drinkin\' champagne punch
And homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
He was a Mexican
We didn\'t know what to think of him
\'Til he sang Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad

Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn
And the two identical twins
>From his second wife MaryNell
Of course he brought his new wife Kaye
Who talks all about AA
Chain smokin\' while the stero plays
Noel, Noel, The first Noel

CHORUS:
Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
Mix Margaritas when the eggnog\'s gone
Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store
We need some ice and an extension cord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite
A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family

Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can\'t remember how I\'m kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motor home in
They blew our Christmas lights
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
So we all waited on our front lawn
He threw the breaker and the lights came on
And we sang Silent Night
Oh Silent Night

CHORUS:

Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
Make Bloody Marys cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop \'n Go
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite
A box of tampons and some Salem Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family

Feliz Navidad.

[DaVinciKittie]

Here\'s a classic by Robert Earl (great melody too)...

We were standing on a mountain top
Where the cactus flowers grow
I was wishing that the world would stop
When you said we\'d better go
We took a rowboat across the Rio Grande
Captain Pablo was our giude
For two dollars and a weathered hand
He rowed us to the other side

Chorus

And we were dreamin’ like
The end was not in site
And we dreamed all after-noon
We asked the world to wait
So we could celebrate
A gringo honeymoon

We stepped out on to the golden sand
The sun was high and burning down
Rented donkeys from an old blind man
Saddled up and rode to town
Tied the donkeys to an iron wood tree
On the street where children played
We went in the first place we could see
Servin’ cold beer in the shade
And we were drinkin like
The end was not in site
And we drank all afternoon
We asked the world to wait
So we could celebrate
A gringo honeymoon

Met a cowboy who said that he
Was running from the DEA
He left his home and wife and family
When he made his getaway
We followed him on down a street of dust
To his one room run down shack
He blew a smoke ring and he smiled at us
I ain\'t never goin back

And we were flyin’ like
The end was not in site
And we soared that afternoon
We asked the world to wait
So we could celebrate
A gringo honeymoon

He said there is one last
Place that you should go
He took us to the town’s best bar
He know a crusty caballero
Who played an old gut string guitar
And he sang like Marty Robbins could
Played like no one I have known
For a while we knew that life was good
And it was ours to take back home

And we were singin’ like
The end was not in site
And we sang all afternoon
We asked the world to wait
So we could celebrate
A gringo honeymoon

We were standing on a mountain top
Where the cactus flowers grow
I was wishing that the world would stop
When you said we\'d better go

[DaVinciKittie]

Pat Green is one of my favorite artists. This song is one of his best, IMHO...

Crazy

Saw you early this morning sleeping all dressed in white,
For a moment I thought you were an angel
Come to take me home alive.
You woke up and you caught me staring
Smiled and said hey cut it out
You said that I must be crazy,
I said crazy about you
And I kissed your mouth

Chorus
If I am truly crazy
Don\'t you know I like my life that way
And if I\'m really going on out of my mind
Won\'t you hop on board and make your getaway

Took a walk on down the seashore
Saw a beggar picking up some cans
Saw a little boy who had some salt in his eyes
Reaching out for his mamma\'s hands
Then I watched a stranger give that man a dollar
Watched a mamma wipe tears from her little boy\'s eyes
Then I stared up into the heavens
Said oh my God I\'m glad that I\'m alive,
So glad that I\'m alive.

Chorus

Wake up in the morning
We turn all the lights on
Turn em\' out at night so that we can hide,
Sometimes I sleep with all the lights on,
It helps me to appreciate the night,
I hear people talk about life all the time
All they remember are times so sad,
Don\'t you thing that life would be awfully boring,
If the good time were all that we had.

Chorus

Hop on board, make your getaway

[DaVinciKittie]

Margaritaville...

Nibblin\' on sponge cake
Watching the sun bake
All of those tourists covered with oil
Strumming my six-string
On my front porch swing
Smell those shrimp, they\'re beginning to boil

Wastin\' away again in Margaritaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt (salt, where\'s the damn salt?!?)
Some people claim that there\'s a woman to blame
But I know
It\'s nobody\'s fault

I don\'t know the reason
I stayed here all season
Nothing to show but this brand new tattoo
But it\'s a real beauty
A Mexican cutie
How it got here I haven\'t a clue

Wastin\' away again in Margaritaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt (salt, where\'s the damn salt?!?)
Some people claim that there\'s a woman to blame
Now I think
Hell, it could be my fault

I blew out my flip-flop
Stepped in a pothole
Cut my heal had to cruise on back home
But there\'s booze in the blender
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on

Wastin\' away again in Margaritaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt (salt, where\'s the damn salt?!?)
Some people claim that there\'s a woman to blame
But I know
It\'s my own damned fault

Yes and some people claim that there\'s a woman to blame
And I know
It\'s my owned damned fault

[Sagacious1420]

BECK

HOLLYWOOD FREAKS


Hot milk
Mmmm...tweak my nipple
Champagne and ripple
Shamans go cripple
My sales go triple
We drop lobotomy beats
Evaporated meats
On high-tech streets
We go solo
Dance floors and talk shows
Hot dogs and No Doz
Hot sex in back rows

I wanna know what makes you scream
Be your twenty million dollar fantasy
Treat you real good
Expensive jeans
Hollywood freaks on the Hollywood scene

Touch it real good if you want a piece
Party people know I\'m that type of freak

People look so snooty
Take pills make them moody
Automatic bzooty
Zero to tutti fruitti
Sex in the halls
Niagra Falls
Local shopping malls recieve
Anonymous calls
Hot like a cheetah
Neon mamacita
Eat at tacoria
Pop lockin\' beats from Korea
Looking like jail bait
Selling lots of real estate
Looking like a hot date
Banging like an 808

Do you want to feel this?
Do you want to feel this?

Norman Schwartzkoff
Something tells me you want to go home
Champagne, bibles
Custom clothes ou own
Calling up from specail area codes
Hollywood nuns with the Hollywood phones
I got nothing to do, nowhere to go
I\'ll tell you what you want
If you want to know
Satin sheets
Tropical oils
Turn up the heat
Till the swimming pool boils
Let all the neighbors
Read it in the papers
Making all those gentlemen cry
Realistic tears

Jockin\' my mercedes
Probably have my baby
Shop at Old Navy
He wish he was a lady

Do you want to feel this?
Do you want to feel this?
Do you want to feel this?
Do you want to feel this?

[Elana]

Artist: Saliva
Song: \"Always\"


I hear... a voice say \"Don\'t be so blind\"...
it\'s telling me all these things...
that you would probably hide...
am I... your one and only desire...
am I the reason you breath...
or am I the reason you cry...

Always... always... always... always... always... always... always...
I just can\'t live without you...

I love you...
I hate you...
I can\'t live without you...
I breathe you...
I taste you...
I can\'t live without you...
I just can\'t take anymore...
this life of solitude...
I guess that I\'m out the door...
and now I\'m done with you...

I feel... like you don\'t want me around...
I guess I\'ll pack all my things...
I guess I\'ll see you around...
Inside... it bottles up until now...
as I walk out your door...
all I hear is the sound...

Always... always... always... always... always... always... always...
I just can\'t live without you...

I love you...
I hate you...
I can\'t live without you...
I breathe you...
I taste you...
I can\'t live without you...
I just can\'t take anymore...
this life of solitude...
I guess that I\'m out the door...
and now I\'m done with you...

I love you...
I hate you...
I can\'t live without you...

I left my head around your heart...
Why would you tear my world apart...

Always... always... always... always...

I see... the blood all over your hands...
does it make you feel... more like a man...
was it all... just a part of your plan...
this pistol\'s shakin\' in my hands...
and all I hear is the sound...

I love you...
I hate you...
I can\'t live without you...
I breathe you...
I taste you...
I can\'t live without you...
I just can\'t take anymore...
this life of solitude...
I guess that I\'m out the door...
and now I\'m done with you...

I love you...
I hate you...
I can\'t live without you...

I love you...
I hate you...
I can\'t live without you...
I just can\'t take anymore...
this life of solitude...
I pick myself off the floor...
and now I\'m done with you...
Always...
Always...
Always...

[DaVinciKittie]

Oooohhhhh, nice one Elana!

[seadove]

Cheers to the good ole days and cheers to the Queen. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

THE SHOW MUST GO ON

Empty spaces - what are we living for
Abandoned places - I guess we know the score
On and on, does anybody know what we are looking for...
Another hero, another mindless crime
Behind the curtain, in the pantomime
Hold the line, does anybody want to take it anymore
The show must go on
The show must go on, yeah
Inside my heart is breaking
My make-up may be flaking
But my smile.. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] still stays on

Whatever happens, I\'ll leave it all to chance
Another heartache, another failed romance
On and on, does anybody know what we are living for ?
I guess I\'m learning (I\'m learning learning learning)
I must be warmer now
I\'ll soon be turning (turning turning turning)
Round the corner now
Outside the dawn is breaking
But inside in the dark I\'m aching to be free
The show must go on
The show must go on, yeah yeah
Ooh, inside my heart is breaking
My make-up may be flaking
But my smile.. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] still stays on

Yeah yeah, whoa wo oh oh

My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies
Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die
I can fly - my friends
The show must go on (go on, go on, go on) yeah yeah
The show must go on (go on, go on, go on)
I\'ll face it with a grin [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
I\'m never giving in
On - with the show

Ooh, I\'ll top the bill, I\'ll overkill
I have to find the will to carry on
On with the show
On with the show
The show - the show must go on
Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on
Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on
Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on
Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on
Go on, go on

[Elana]

He wrote that song when he was dying. It makes me cry whenever I hear it.

[seadove]

Yesterday I replayed that song about 20 times on my car stereo.This song is Queens very best.

[Elana]

Queens greatest song ever

Somebody to love

Can anybody find me somebody to love?
Each morning I get up I die a little
Can barely stand on my feet
Take a look in the mirror and cry
Lord what you\'re doing to me
I have spent all my years in believing you
But I just can\'t get no relief,
Lord!
Somebody, somebody
Can anybody find me somebody to love?
I work hard every day of my life
I work till I ache my bones
At the end I take home my hard earned pay all on my own -
I get down on my knees
And I start to pray
Till the tears run down from my eyes
Lord - somebody -- somebody
Can anybody find me -- somebody to love?
(He works hard)
Everyday - I try and I try and I try -
But everybody wants to put me down
They say I\'m goin\' crazy
They say I got a lot of water in my brain
Got no common sense
I got nobody left to believe
Yeah - yeah yeah yeah
Oh Lord
Somebody - somebody
Can anybody find me somebody to love?
Got no feel, I got no rhythm
I just keep losing my beat
I\'m ok, I\'m all right
Ain\'t gonna face no defeat
I just gotta get out of this prison cell
Someday I\'m gonna be free, Lord!
Find me somebody to love
Can anybody find me somebody to love?

[seadove]

This one is great too

Radio Ga Ga
Words and music by Roger Taylor

Radio
Radio

I\'d sit alone and watch your light
My only friend through teenage nights
And ev\'rything I had to know
I heard it on my radio

You gave them all those old time stars
Through wars of worlds - invaded by Mars
You made \'em laugh - you made \'em cry
You made us feel like we could fly
Radio

So don\'t become some background noise
A backdrop for the girls and boys
Who just don\'t know or just don\'t care
And just complain when you\'re not there
You had your time you had the power
You\'ve yet to have your finest hour
Radio

All we hear is
Radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is
Radio ga ga
Radio blah blah
Radio what\'s new?
Radio someone still loves you

We watch the shows - we watch the stars
On videos for hours and hours
We hardly need to use our ears
How music changes through the years

Let\'s hope you never leave old friend
Like all good things on you we depend
So stick around cos we might miss you
When we grow tired of all this visual
You had your time you had the power
You\'ve yet to have your finest hour
Radio

All we hear is
Radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is
Radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is
Radio ga ga
Radio blah blah
Radio what\'s new?
Someone still loves you

Radio ga ga
Radio ga ga
Radio ga ga
Radio

You had your time you had the power
You\'ve yet to have your finest hour
Radio

[seadove]

Hooray for Queens
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I\'m Going Slightly Mad
Words and music by Queen

When the outside temperature rises
And the meaning is oh so clear
One thousand and one yellow daffodils
Begin to dance in front of you - oh dear
Are they trying to tell you something
You\'re missing that one final screw
You\'re simply not in the pink my dear
To be honest you haven\'t got a clue

I\'m going slightly mad
I\'m going slightly mad
It finally happened - happened
It finally happened - ooh oh
It finally happened
I\'m slightly mad
Oh dear

I\'m one card short of a full deck
I\'m not quite the shilling
One wave short of a shipwreck
I\'m not my usual top billing
I\'m coming down with a fever
I\'m really out to sea
This kettle is boiling over
I think I\'m a banana tree
Oh dear

I\'m going slightly mad
I\'m going slightly mad
It finally happened - happened
It finally happened - uh huh
It finally happened
I\'m slightly mad
Oh dear

Ooh ooh ah ah
Ooh ooh ah ah
I\'m knitting with only one needle
Unravelling fast it\'s true
I\'m driving only three wheels these days
But my dear how about you

I\'m going slightly mad
I\'m going slightly mad
It finally happened
It finally happened - oh yes
It finally happened
I\'m slightly mad
Just very slightly mad

And there you have it


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[Elana]

DAVID BOWIE- CAT PEOPLE...PUTTING OUT THE FIRE

See these eyes so green
I can stare for a thousand years
Colder than the moon
It\'s been so long
And I\'ve been putting out fire
With gasoline
See these eyes so red
Red like jungle burning bright
Those who feel me near
Pull the blinds and change their minds
It\'s been so long

Still this pulsing night
A plague I call a heartbeat
Just be still with me
Ya wouldn\'t believe what I\'ve been thru
You\'ve been so long
Well it\'s been so long
And I\'ve been putting out the fire with gasoline
Putting out the fire with gasoline

See these tears so blue
An ageless heart that can never mend
These tears can never dry
A judgement made can never bend
See these eyes so green
I can stare for a thousand years
Just be still with me
You wouldn\'t believe what I\'ve been thru

You\'ve been so long
Well it\'s been so long
And I\'ve been putting out fire with gasoline
Putting out fire with gasoline

[tallmacky]

His wife, Iman I think is very attractive, that always helps out creativity and function, well depending on when he wrote the song.

[Elana]

I THINK NOT ABOUT HER HELPING HIM!
She may be a great woman, but she has nothing to do with his talent! BTW- Cat people is WAY before Iman

[Elana]

Ashes To Ashes

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(Bowie)

Do you remember a guy that\'s been
In such an early song
I\'ve heard a rumour from Ground Control
Oh no, don\'t say it\'s true
They got a message from the Action Man
I\'m happy, hope you\'re happy too
I\'ve loved all I\'ve needed to love
Sordid details following

The shrieking of nothing is killing me
Just pictures of Jap girls in synthesis
And I ain\'t got no money and I ain\'t got no
Hair
But the planet is glowing

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Major Tom\'s a junkie
Hung out in heaven\'s high
Hitting an all-time low

Time and again I tell myself
I\'ll stay clean tonight
But the little green wheels are following me
Oh no, not again
I\'m stuck with a valuable friend
I\'m happy hope you\'re happy too
One flash of light but no smoking pistol
I\'ve never done good things
I\'ve never done bad things
I\'ve never did anything out of the blue
I want an axe to break the ice
I want to come down right now

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Major Tom\'s a junkie
Hung out in heaven\'s high
Hitting an all-time low

My mother said to get things done
You\'d better not mess with Major Tom

[Sagacious1420]

I was listening to Scary Monsters just yesterday.

Gotta be \'bout the best Bowie tune ever.

Exxxcellent!

Nice one, Elana.

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[Andy]

Here are two titles I really like. The lyrics might be a little \"thin\" (In the case of Outlandish at least) but I like them somehow. I\'ve written both on the fly while listening to the songs on mtv, so please correct me if I got sumthin\' wrong.

Xavier Naidoo feat. RZA - I\'ve never seen

[RZA]
You know they say
In every man\'s life, there comes a time
When you get struck by the arrow of cupid
By the love of God, or the beauty of a woman
And sometimes this love, brings thunder to your life
And it brings the storm, sing about it

[Xavier]
Hmmmm…
There is more to love than this
Love is more then just a kiss
Will we take you to that step
will We do more then just connect
And will you, bring the thunder in my live
And the fire in my eyes
Cause then there, Will be days of pleasure
When Everything far will be so near

I have never felt thunder (thunder)
And lightning (lightning), like this
I have never been struck by (struck by)
A wonder (a wonder), like this

There are days where I can\'t stop talkin\' about you
There are days I can\'t stop singin\' your name
and I\'m lookin\' for ways n\'never to part from you \"heah\"
ev\'rything changes and you still stay the same

4x I\'ve never seen and there\'s never been anything of the beauty of you

[RZA]
Yo, yo, yo
Hey yo, shorty, I\'ve never met someone so beautiful
From your hair follicle to your finger nail cuticle
Struck by the arrow of cupid, this love is deep rooted
Like someone, took my heart sampled it and looped it
To a song that\'s endless, passion brings the tempest
I\'ll slay a thousand dragons to save my little princess
A walking gift from God, you are my shining star
The diamonds and gold that most men be mining for

[Xavier]
Days that we share are like treasures
The treasure like fire is to mankind
My hands will try to carry you to heaven
But since I\'ve seen you, you\'ve brought heaven to my mind

4x I\'ve never seen and there\'s never been anything of the beauty of you
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Outlandish - Aicha

So sweet, so beautiful
Everyday like a queen on her throne
No, nobody knows how she feels
Aicha, lady one day it\'ll be real

She moves, she moves like a breeze
I swear I can\'t get her out of my dreams
To have her shining right here by my side
I\'d sacrifice all dem tears in my eyes

Aicha Aicha - passing me by
Aicha Aicha - my my my
Aicha Aicha - smile for me now
Aicha Aicha - in my life

She holds her child to her heart
Makes her feel like she blessed from above
Falls asleep underneath her sweet tears
Her lullaby fades away with his fears

Aicha Aicha - passing me by
Aicha Aicha - my my my

Need somebody to lean on, lean on
Someone body, mind & soul
To take her hand, to take her world
And show her the time of her life, so true
Throw the pain away for good
No more contemplating boo

Lord knows the way she feels
Everyday in his name she begins
To have her shining here by my side
I\'d sacrifice all dem tears in my eyes

Aicha Aicha - ecouté moi
Aicha Aicha - passing me by
Aicha Aicha - my my my
Aicha Aicha - smile for me now
Aicha Aicha - in my life

[DaVinciKittie]

Sorry if this has already been posted, but I gotta give props to this song. If John sang this song to me, I\'d do whatever he wanted...

We got the afternoon
You got this room for two
One thing I\'ve left to do
Discover me
Discovering you

One mile to every inch of
Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue

And if you want love
We\'ll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break \'em
This is bound to be a while

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder
(I\'ll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland

Something \'bout the way your hair
falls in your face
I love the shape you take when crawling
towards the pillowcase
You tell me where to go and
Though I might leave to find it
I\'ll never let your head hit the bed
Without my hand behind it

You want love?
We\'ll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break \'em
This is bound to be a while
Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder
(I\'ll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland

Damn baby
You frustrate me
I know you\'re mine all mine all mine
But you look so good it hurts sometimes

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder
(I\'ll use my hands)
Your body is a wonderland
Your body Is a wonderland

[Sexyredhead]

Yes!!!!! This is one of the few songs I can play on repeat, and everytime I hear it, I end up with a big ol\' smile on my face.

Love this song. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Sagacious1420]

Hey DVK-

That\'s a great song...one that always brings back very vivid memories of hot tubbing w/ a girl named Bonnie. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] Always brings a big smile to my face...oh, wait, there it is now. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[seadove]

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Buddy you\'re a boy make a big noise
Playin\' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo\' face
You big disgrace
Kickin\' your can all over the place
Singin\'

We will we will rock you (clap,boom boom clap,boom boom clap)
We will we will rock you (clap,boom boom clap,boom boom clap)


Buddy you\'re a young man hard man
Shoutin\' in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo\' face
You big disgrace
Wavin\' your banner all over the place

We will we will rock you (clap,boom boom clap,boom boom clap)
Singin\'
We will we will rock you(clap,boom boom clap,boom boom clap)


Buddy you\'re an old man poor man
Pleadin\' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some
day
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back into your place

We will we will rock you (clap,boom boom clap,boom boom clap)
Singin\'
We will we will rock you(clap,boom boom clap,boom boom clap)

Everybody
We will we will rock you(clap, boom boom clap,boom boom clap)
We will we will rock you(clap, boom boom clap,boom boom clap)


Alright


Ahhhhhhhhh Freddie Mercury, Where art thou?

[Sexyredhead]

Detachable Penis


I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It\'s detachable.

[background singing begins: \"detachable penis\" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it\'s gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don\'t need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can\'t for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn\'t find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn\'t seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
\'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don\'t like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark\'s Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don\'t know.
Even though sometimes it\'s a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[background voices continue to sing \"detachable penis\" for
a while, then out]

[Elana]

I want to sing back up! What a beautiful song. The lyrics really touched me.

[Sexyredhead]

I know what you mean. *sigh*

You must buy the cd. And listen only to this song.

Or just download it and hit \'repeat\'. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]


\"....detachable penis....\"

\"....detachable penis....\"

\"....detachable penis....\"

[Sagacious1420]

King Missile!?! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Doooooooh! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

LMAO at myself! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Perhaps I\'m experiencing a period of \"dumbening\".?. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

SRH-

Thanks for the lyrics post, the correction and the slice of humble pie. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] And I didn\'t think that I had room for dessert.... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

p.s. Can I borrow a Pop Culture Trivia Expert, please?

[Sexyredhead]

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SRH-

Thanks for the lyrics post, the correction and the slice of humble pie. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] And I didn\'t think that I had room for dessert.... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

p.s. Can I borrow a Pop Culture Trivia Expert, please?

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Heh, believe it or not, I didn\'t get that you thought it was TMBG that sang that song. I just thought you were talking about bands that sing off-beat songs. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

As for pop culture--I took the EW quiz a while back, and I SUCK!!! Not that I care. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] Apparently I didn\'t watch enough tv growing up--or it didn\'t stick. But music... Well, that\'s another matter. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]