ADDICTS!

[MOBLEYC57]

OK, everyone knows a few people who are addicts.

No, I\'m not talking about drugs.

Nope, I\'m not talking about alcohol either.

I\'m talking about the person in your life who has become a total computer geek!

Here are the top 10 signs that you are becoming an internet addict!

You check your mail. It says \"No new messages\". So you check it again.

When someone asks for your address, you give them your URL.

You see something funny and say \"LOL\".

The TV is broken...and you don\'t even care.

Your dog or cat has its own home page.

You have nightmares in HTML, with animated GIFS.

You don\'t know the gender of half of your closest friends because you never bothered to ask.

Your spouse makes a new rule: \"The laptop cannot come to bed.\"

You use [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] in documents at work or school.

You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

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Sounds like this:
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