The owner of a golf course in Texas was
confused about paying an invoice, so he

decided to ask his new secretary for some
mathematical help.


He called her into his office and said,

\"You graduated from the University of

Texas, and I need some help. If I were to

give you 20,000 dollars minus 14%, how
much would you take off?\"


The secretary thought a moment, then
replied, \"Everything but my earrings.\"

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