Fresh from the Shower

[franki]

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror,
complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it\'s not so, the husband
uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

\"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.\"

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and
stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

\"How long will this take?\", she asks.

\"They\'ll grow larger over a period of years,\" he replies.

The wife stops. \"Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?\"

\"Worked for your butt, didn\'t it?\", he replied...

He lived, and with a great deal of therapy may even walk again....

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[MOBLEYC57]

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[Skyy]

i like this one

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Good. Rub some on your dick and let\'s see what happens.

[Lucky]

<Rub some on your dick and let\'s see what happens>

That\'s what I thought!

[Gerund]

Oh man, now there\'s going to be a toilet paper shortage for sure.

[franki]

Hey Mobes, I checked out your \"homepage\". [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=K8SLHSR&key=PWR

Franki

[MOBLEYC57]

Franki!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] Try to run...I\'ll hunt\'cha down! Run home...and I\'ll be waiting for ya! Tell the police...and it\'ll make it worse! Lock your bedroom door...and I\'ll be under your bed! You\'re dead meat!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] You just wait til Christmas Franki!!! Rudolph won\'t be the only one with a shinny nose!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[franki]

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Franki [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[MOBLEYC57]

Don\'t mind Franki X...he\'s been smoking his crack vesion of NPA/w!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] Don\'t know what caused him to pick on me this early in the a.m. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] Should have know it was a NPA/w! OD! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] Frankiiiiiiiii! Put the pipe down! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[franki]

I wasn\'t picking on you, I never would. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[MOBLEYC57]

Too late!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] I already told my mom on you! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] You\'re in trouble now!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Sexyredhead]

Oh yeah, that\'s our darling Mobley. We decided he was hot a while back. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Still, I\'m sick today and that pic gets me going. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

Good work, Mobley honey. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[MOBLEYC57]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] What....ever! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

GET WELL SOON SRH. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[seadove]

Did you know, Franki, I posted this joke in another forum, they were so angry with me they threw me out of the forum for a week. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I nearly had to bring my mom to them to let me post again.

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I donno why they got offended. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]