New Pheromone Product

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Don\'t confuse me with the facts. I\'m working out a theory here.

And you know, YOU may not be homo, ok? But all the guys I know are homo. Even if they say they\'re not. And I like them like that? So shut up.

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Ok, ok, look.

You put on Dick and Balls, and it makes everybody think you\'ve got a big ol\' hairy dick and balls, right?

So the women wet their panties about it.

So if the women wet their panties about it when they think you have a big ol hairy dick and balls, then

why not just skip the middle man?

Let the women put the Dick and Balls on.

That will make the men think we have juicy pussies.

Don\'t ask me questions because I won\'t answer you anyway.

Not even if you post them in the main forum.

[Elana]

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And you know, YOU may not be homo, ok? But all the guys I know are homo. Even if they say they\'re not. And I like them like that? So shut up.

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Yeah!

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Elana, I am pretty sure they\'ll let us sit with them and at least TOUCH the remote. I tried it once? And some guy across the room said \"remote.\" HE DID! No, I\'m not kidding. See? It was on his mind. I made him think that because of the Dick and Balls pheromones I had on.

[EXIT63]

Ya know Red, I think you\'re way off base. Women should not smell like dick and balls. Only men should smell like big hairy dicks and balls. Which is why I think the mens version would work. It would help all the guys with big hairy dicks that don\'t have any balls.


Ok, lets review. Women should smell like women. And men should smell like big hairy dicks and balls!

Got it!?

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Who asked you to talk?

[Elana]

What about actually being allowed to sit with them and watch a game? Can it work for that, or do I have to keep cooking for him and his friends when the game is on? I\'m pushing it, aren\'t I?

[EXIT63]

I\'m confused. I don\'t understand how come it makes people think a GUY has a big dick and balls if a guy wears it, but doesn\'t make people think a WOMAN has a big dick and balls if a WOMAN wears it.

And don\'t tell me to shut up!

[Elana]

Yes, please explain

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I\'m confused. I don\'t understand how come it makes people think a GUY has a big dick and balls if a guy wears it, but doesn\'t make people think a WOMAN has a big dick and balls if a WOMAN wears it.

And don\'t tell me to shut up!

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&lt;fingers in my ears, eyes squeezed tight shut&gt;

La la la la la la la! Tra la la la la!

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I\'m confused. I don\'t understand how come it makes people think a GUY has a big dick and balls if a guy wears it, but doesn\'t make people think a WOMAN has a big dick and balls if a WOMAN wears it.

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Because I SAID so.

Besides. You need to work on your denial issues about the homo thing.

I know about you and the Black Leather Elvis fantasy. Don\'t think I don\'t. All the guys I know would suck his dick.
So just be honest.

And if you can\'t follow the scientifical research being done here, just ...

go down to your forum and stay there, stoopit.

(Elana. They\'re SO gay...)

[EXIT63]

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&lt;fingers in my ears, eyes squeezed tight shut&gt;

La la la la la la la! Tra la la la la

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That\'s the problem with you women. You don\'t listen.

Just goes to show that men who smell like big hairy dicks and balls are smarter than women who smell like big hairy dicks and balls ever time!

Now you shut up before I shut you up by jamming my big hariry dick in your mouth!

[Cloud9]

more like little hairless penis. I don\'t think BIG HAIRY DICK AND BALL spray will work for Fulltiltredhead because she has a lot of vaginal secretions going on.

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MEN SPRING WOODIES FOR WOMEN WHO WEAR EAU DE DICK AND BALLS!


You\'re just being tedious with these near fanatical objections. You know what? If you keep on arguing with me, I\'m gonna just start up a whole new thread on the same subject, so there.

Elana. I think probably continue to cook for them until at least half time. Then refresh the Eau de Dick and Balls and maybe they\'ll give you a titty squeeze or something, if you\'re really nice.

(Stump water. Do you think stump water would work? Because spiders swim in stump water, and spiders are like women, like - OH! Like Black Widow Woman, how she can have multiple orgasms? And then we could put the stump water on, and then the guys would have multiple orgasms! YEAH!)

[Cloud9]

what the hell! \"Stump water\" you would just smell like you fell into a swimming pool of double expresso.

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You know, you\'re getting to be a real pill.

Don\'t make me have to explain this to you all over again.

[EXIT63]

I AM NOT GAY.
I have never bengay
And I never will be gay.

You just wish you had a Real Man like me. Just remember, you may smell like big hairy dicks and balls. But I have a big hairy dick and balls.

And besides, one towel snapping incident in the boys locker room does not make a person gay.

Now Shut Up.

Beeotch

[Cloud9]

You shall hereby be vaginally discharged by the love-scent forum staff hands!

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I AM NOT GAY.
I have never bengay
And I never will be gay.

You just wish you had a Real Man like me. Just remember, you may smell like big hairy dicks and balls. But I have a big hairy dick and balls.

And besides, one towel snapping incident in the boys locker room does not make a person gay.

Now Shut Up.

Beeotch

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<font color=\"pink\">Homo says what?</font>

[Elana]

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I think probably continue to cook for them until at least half time. Then refresh the Eau de Dick and Balls and maybe they\'ll give you a titty squeeze or something, if you\'re really nice.

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This stuff could change my life! Thanks FTR! Thanks for sharing Eau De Dick and Balls with us lonely females, just wanting to smell like a big hairy cock. Finally.....and it is so simple. How many dabs and drops should I use to smell like a big hairy cock?

[Cloud9]

which pain relief product starts with \"Ben\"....\"Ben Gay\". How long?

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I want a real man like you, yeah.

But ... you\'re telling me I should do something that might actually APPEAL to you?

Do you not see that this is too easy??

And besides...

if I was actually approached by a Real Man ...

um...

It\'s never happened? so I\'m not real sure what I\'d do.

Wait a minute. Let me look in the fukdembastids manual. Anybody download that and can pass me a bootleg version?

I\'m here to tell you that I wore Dick and Balls to a sports club and two gay guys got one whiff of me and started kissing each other.

Now.

Don\'t tell me it doesn\'t work.

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Finally we\'re getting somewhere.

Well, lemme tell ya. When I went to the sports bar and the guys all started making out with each other the second I walked in? (because that\'s the true sign of love and affection)

I had one dib on each nipple, and a dab on my cooter.

Now, you try that and just see. I know what I\'m talking about.

[Elana]

How big is a dib? Is it bigger than a dab? Should I use one dib and one dab? Will two dibs equal one dab therefore making the correct amount four dibs to equal 2 dabs?

[EXIT63]

What?

[Cloud9]

LOL, well shlT give me some BIG DICK AND BALL spray please.

[Elana]

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LOL, well shlT give me some BIG DICK AND BALL spray please.

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If it is a spray than how many squirts equal a dab?

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How big is a dib? Is it bigger than a dab? Should I use one dib and one dab? Will two dibs equal one dab therefore making the correct amount four dibs to equal 2 dabs?

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It depends entirely on the size of your dibber and you can\'t forget to take into account the width of your dabber, either.

Or the surface tension of the water in the birdbath in the backyard, which rises in proportion to the propinquity of the congruent proximity. Or the square root of that. Whichever comes first.

If you see what I\'m saying.

Of course, your mileage may vary.

[Elana]

Thanks for the clear instructions. I will get some measuring devises so I can be exact with my dibs and dabs.

[Cloud9]

LOL, How the hell do you factor in the dang bird crap in the bird bath?