That idea sucks d/ck ...
I just came up with a new pheromone product that will make you smell like dick and balls. I thought that I would market it to women because if they smell like dick and balls, men who secretly have bi fantasies would be attracted to the female. I think this idea is brilliant. What do you think? Please be honest...
That idea sucks d/ck ...
I\'m sure you\'re wrong. You just don\'t understand. You see, if the woman has on the dick and balls pheromone, then that is like she is a wolf in sheep\'s clothing. The guys will let her watch football with them and stuff, and tell dirty jokes. Maybe even hold the remote. And then eventually she could probably have sex with them.
You just may be on to something. I would purchase this product. Where would you apply it? Would you put the dick and balls formula on your crotch area? Wouldn\'t this be a bit confusing to the man sniffing it?
If nothing else, she\'ll get her butt patted more often. Just like in football, right? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
OK....so the man would smell the dick and balls scent on the woman and then he would feel like he has the best of both worlds. A threesome with a man and woman without the guilt of him being gay. Brilliant!
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You just may be on to something. I would purchase this product. Where would you apply it? Would you put the dick and balls formula on your crotch area? Wouldn\'t this be a bit confusing to the man sniffing it?
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No, because, you see, although this IS the dick and balls pheromone, and guys can use it to make like they have bigger dicks and balls -- when women wear it, it means whatever they want it to mean.
I say it means that men will go wild for you because it will make them think a) you\'re a MAN, Baybee! (and you know men are mostly bi) or 2) hm. I sure would like to s*ck some d/ck. This thought is making me horny. I\'ll take it out on this woman here.
This must really work, because it is on the internet
If the woman was wearing it, would it appear that she has a big dick?
And the more you say it, the truer it becomes, of course.
I think the dick and ball pheros should be separate products. And they should come in male and female versions. It would be a perfect solution for all the dicks out there who don\'t have any balls! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
You mean one formula called balls and one called dicks?
Does it work on female Iraqi\'s?
No, no, no. *sigh* Have I taught you NOTHING?
Look.
It\'s the dick and balls pheromone, right? And it was made for the guys to wear so it will seem like they have bigger dick and balls.
But when us WOMEN put it on? Well. Then it morphs into whatever we SAY it is.
And besides, even though it smells like dick and balls to women, it doesn\'t smell like that when WE WEAR it. At least, not so you\'d notice. Well. I mean. You would notice, right? But you wouldn\'t actually notice. Not at a conscious level. Although your actions would be conscious. But it\'s not so much that you\'re smelling dick and balls, as that you\'re ... um. Well. You\'re sensing it. But you don\'t know it\'s dick and balls. But you act like it\'s dick and balls. Are you feeling me?
I mean, it\'s like, a subliminal thing.
I find that highly offensive!
Remember the sex strap. We could modify it to become a burka strap. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
You are brilliant. Just say it a few more times so I know it is really true.
Thank you, thank you.
You are brilliant too.
I\'d like to suck your dick.
Put your Dick and Balls on and let\'s go get some guys, what do you say? They won\'t be able to resist us with this stuff on.
Hey, it\'s on the internet. It must be true.
Hm. Now I\'m thinking about separating the formulas, dick from balls ... you know, one of the things that makes balls smell like they smell is that there\'s semen in them ... and semen ... well, egg white is like semen. Same-same.
So, I think if you put egg white on your face? Like, do an egg white and saline solution masque before you go out on the prowl for cock? That should increase your chances.
Because, like, they\'ll smell ... uh ... not smell ... uh....sense .... dick and balls ... NO, wait, NOT dick and balls. Whatever I say it is.
That\'s what.
Whatever I say it is, that\'s what they\'ll sense.
Just put the egg white on.
Ok, now we\'ve really got a formula going on. I think this is gonna get us laid really good.
Are you sure a mens version wouldn\'t be effective. I mean, your argument is obviously flawed. I believe the 2 would be mutually exclusive. And I do know quite a bit about this stuff having read the forum for 4 or 5 weeks now. I think you should reconsider.
I think you should stop arguing with me and get with the program. What makes you think you know anything anyway. Don\'t make me pm you with a scolding.
It is what I say it is. What they said it was when you bought it?
It\'s that if you wear it.
If I wear it, it does whatever I think it does.
We\'re on page 6 of the Believe What I Tell You Pheromone Manual. C\'mon now Exit. Read along.
Ummm, my dog ate my homework.
Don\'t you think you would be really turned on if a woman was around you and she had on Eau de Dick and Balls?
Because either you would think she was one of the guys and pat her on the butt, or your bi side would be activated and you would get all horny and take it out on her.
I have thought about this for a long time and it is logical so I am sure it is true.
Women should be wearing D \'n B for the \"social proof\" that it provides. The scent that she has been \"with\" another man will stir up competition in the man she wants to attract.
Ya know, after further consideration. I don\'t think I want my women to smell like dick and balls.
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Brilliant! That is brilliant! Did you make that up out of your own head? Or have you read that in other places on the internet?
Well, Exit, that\'s fascinating. But the fact is, we\'re not interested in the feelings of the men or about what the men say that men think. Just because you\'re male, is that why you think you can say anything about what males want or like? pffffft
Please.
And besides, I keep telling you -- it\'s not so we SMELL like dick and balls! Even though the product does indeed smell like dick and balls.
It\'s so you start thinking about dick and balls,
or else, um ...
you\'ll think I\'m thinking about dick and balls so I must be really hot,
or else
somebody just came all over me and I\'m such a slut I didn\'t even wash before I came out to meet you,
or
I\'m a tranny.
I\'m sorry, what did you say?
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I\'m sorry, what did you say?
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I don\'t remember. Something about smelling like dick and balls.
\"most guys are Bi or Homos\"?????? I don\'t think so, I get disgusted when i think of a man in that way. The only way I could kiss a guy was if I was paid and it was like Tom Cruise.
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