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    Top Signs a woman is interested in new conquests:

    Hair is always done, including roots and highlights
    She always smells good
    Works out constantly
    Working on her tan
    Dresses nicer
    Trims her other hair
    *Buys new lingerie* (the clincher)


    I was checking out how much it costs to have my teeth bleached today.. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] I guess some women get a pedicure, manicure, and other primpy things.

    What\'s the thing you do to prepare for a new \'conquest\'?

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    Play up the clothes angle.
    Buy really tight pants. (maybe Franki Bs)
    Lowcut tank top with spaghetti straps
    New spikey heels
    Accessorize
    Accessorize
    Accessorize
    Go easy on the makeup.
    Nice modern haircut
    And don\'t forget to clean the chicken wings out of your teeth!

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    I LOVE Franki B jeans and a tight tank top! Exit has great taste. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

    I think you both summed it up

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    Default Re: Top Signs ...

    Pedicures are important if you like to have your toes licked on...and more.


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    Exit,
    It\'s interesting that you mention accessories. I didn\'t think guys noticed. What do you like?

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    A well chosen silk scarf is an accessory that can add a lot to a woman\'s presentation.

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    That, or get your cooter waxed...

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    Honeybunch, your \"cooter\" is not an accessory! It\'s the main act.

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    Oh. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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    \"It\'s interesting that you mention accessories. I didn\'t think guys noticed.\"

    Oh, we notice. We just don\'t let you know. If we did, we might have to go \"shopping\" with you instead of the beer and football.
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    It\'s been a long day, Red. You forgot.

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    I knew it came into play somewhere in there...

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    What do you notice Mtnjim? I had no clue this had to do with shopping!!! I hate to shop (and I love football).

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    hair clips,
    i looove hair clips.
    no idea why, but a girl has a hair clip on.
    i\'d wanna love her tonight...

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    I love belly and ankle chains [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Toe rings. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] Hoop earrings? (maybe not)

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    Toe rings, for sure.

    I don\'t like hoop earrings, myself. They make guys look like Mr. Clean and women look like gypsys. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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    the blonde joke said they use them for resting there feet.

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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    Exit,
    It\'s interesting that you mention accessories. I didn\'t think guys noticed. What do you like?

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    An interesting necklace that comes to just above her breasts - gives me a good excuse to take it in my hand and inadvertently [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] do some mild kino - great tension buster if she is interested as once she\'s let me touch her necklace she lets my hands travel elsewhere after [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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    you are right, guys don\'t really notice accessories.

    Shoes and accessories are the dumbest things women are obsessed with. they care so much how those things look, yet then looks don\'t matter when it comes to who they are going to f-ck

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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    you are right, guys don\'t really notice accessories.

    Shoes and accessories are the dumbest things women are obsessed with. they care so much how those things look, yet then looks don\'t matter when it comes to who they are going to f-ck

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    hahahahha [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    yet then looks don\'t matter when it comes to who they are going to f-ck



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    who told you that? They sure as hell matter to me

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    ahhh ladies need to make up there mind I can pull up atleast 100 posts of elana saying that looks don\'t matter.

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    ahhh ladies need to make up there mind I can pull up atleast 100 posts of elana saying that looks don\'t matter.

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    GO FOR IT!!!! I challenge you to find even one post from ME where I said that looks don\'t matter.

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    The only looks that might matter to Elana could involve that pesky foreskin thing? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />

    The only looks that might matter to Elana could involve that pesky foreskin thing? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]


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    I am worldly kind of woman [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
    I prefer without, but have had a few intact. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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    Shoes and accessories aren\'t for guys. They\'re for other women, according to every woman I\'ve ever talked about the subject with. Basically, it\'s the \"I\'ve got a cooler computer/cell phone/car stereo/home theater system than you\" thing for the female gender.

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    really sexy shoes always add a nice touch, as do tasteful piercings that are a bit more adventurous than the earlobes.

    And too much make-up is usually the pitfall of a lot of women. I say some natural or slightly glossy lipstick, a touch of eyeliner, and light blush is really all a real woman needs at the very very most on all but the most formal occasions.

    But hoop earings...ooohhhhh [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] they make me want to cum myself. Im getting all flustered just thinking about them. They turn nearly any woman into a sexy gypsy seductress.

    Guys definately notice. I think we pretend we don\'t just to see how much the girls are willing to do to get our attention. If we showed any interest, we\'d either be shopping for them or they would just stop caring.

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    Well, the original question of this thread was how can you tell if a woman is out for new conquests? In other words, how can you tell if she\'s on the make.

    I still maintain that waxing her cooter is one thing a woman does when she\'s on the make.

    Accessories are for US. Sexy shoes/belts/purses/jewelry just make us feel good.

    Nice when the other women say \"OH! Where did you get those SHOES?\" too ... but mostly pretty shoes just put the sashay in your walk.

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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    Accessories are for US. Sexy shoes/belts/purses/jewelry just make us feel good.


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    A very good accessory I personally like is the famous ankle chain for women, usually in gold.I read somewhere on the web that a lot of body language is conversed between the partners through that chain.If the male takes the right initiative to \"praise\" the beauty of the chain, the woman will relay to him \"If you\'ve come this far, why don\'t you go ahead by climbing further up.\"

    That\'s the main reason why she chained it there in the first place.

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