Top Signs ...

[Elana]

Haven\'t ankle chains been out of fashion for years? I haven\'t seen one in forever.

[MOBLEYC57]

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Pedicures are important if you like to have your toes licked on...and more.

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Back to the original topic...the sign! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] I was talking to this lady at this bar, and she kept putting her boob in my glass. I kept moving back to make sure I wasn\'t dreaming, and she kept doing it. That was a sure sign! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Later she looks at me and says, \"I just want to see how you are.\" Hooooooold on Mister Jay-raffe!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[monesrule]

a small one is cool. or one that is thin win like silver and little diamonds (fake)is cool. That is so hot on the waste it is ridiculous, especially with one of those penenant things pointing down to her fu-k hole

[Elana]

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especially with one of those penenant things pointing down to her fu-k hole


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[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] That\'s pretty crude [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[monesrule]

yea, but you want to know what? any woman who wears one of those things is being crude -- in a suddle way. And that is why it is so sexy -- you are being teased.

Like those one shoulder off tops that slant diagnolly across the chest.

They are better then the ones without shoulders because it evokes the comparison of dressed and undressed.

And that is why showing too much skin is not a turn on -- leaves nothing to imagination, not as clever. Like a joke that just says it or a joke that implies it, the more sophisticated joke is always funnier.

Evry woman who wears one of those penant things point down knows what she is implying. It\'s available if you are man enough

[**DONOTDELETE**]

I believe Elana was referring to the expression \"f*ckhole\" as being crude.

It\'s like the subtle joke ... sometimes it just goes sailing right over the other person\'s head...

[Elana]

<font color=\"purple\"> BINGO! </font> [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Gerund]

Horizontal, diaganol, or vertical?

[pelotudo]

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ROFL, double teamed by the ladies...j00 got pwned.

BTW, can I be next?

BTW, the NPA came in today. You ready to come to Orlando [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Bottle]

I pay a lot of

attention to how women dress [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]


...and its very important on all

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[Ash]

Where I live the women

look they they just got done slopping out the hog pen. Almost anyway. It\'s very sad.

These posts you\'re

pulling up are great blasts from the past Bottle. I wish some of those people were still here. It would be nice to

see FTR and that Brian guy here again. I missed FTR, I came in after she\'d left. What a rocket launcher she was.

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[bundyburger]

FTR had a great

knack of just saying something that was on her mind, and that something would be sooo useful for guys to know.



For me it was like that anyway. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

Maybe she\'ll be back

some day. The forum\'s changed from what turned her off. I think.

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[Bottle]

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Where I live the women look they they just got done

slopping out the hog pen. Almost anyway. It\'s very sad.

These posts you\'re pulling up are great blasts from

the past Bottle. I wish some of those people were still here. It would be nice to see FTR and that Brian guy here

again. I missed FTR, I came in after she\'d left. What a rocket launcher she was.

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yeah I got

addicted to reading all the old stuff for two nights running hahahaahha


geeez...man, get a life [says to

himself]

I soon learnt the kind to look out for [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[burgerama1960]

I think it would

be so cool if everyone was straight up with each other all the time. It sure would cut down on the B.S. Us guys are

to blame though. Anytime a women is as confident as Ftr is about her sexuallity and exspresses those thoughts there

are always 1000\'s of tongue wagging aholes saying stupid stuff to scare her away. I think that is why some women

are reserved in expressing their thoughts about sexual things.

[Holmes]

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I wish some of those people were still here. It

would be nice to see FTR and that Brian guy here again. I missed FTR, I came in after she\'d left. What a rocket

launcher she was. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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No kidding.

And Brian hasn\'t been around in ages. Where is

he?


Holmes

[franki]

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Us guys are to blame though. Anytime a women is as confident as Ftr is about

her sexuallity and exspresses those thoughts there are always 1000\'s of tongue wagging aholes saying stupid stuff

to scare her away. I think that is why some women are reserved in expressing their thoughts about sexual things.



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I don\'t think FTR is/was scared away (very easily)

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[franki]

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I LOVE Franki B jeans and a tight tank top! Exit has great taste.

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I think you both summed it up

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With my name on your butt you can\'t go wrong..

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] (my last name

starts with B [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] )

[Pancho1188]

...you\'re going

insane:

FTR has been gone as long as I\'ve been on the forum...

Coincidence?!?!? I think not!!!

Brian

was gone shortly after I arrived on the scene...

Coincidence?!?!? I think not!!!

Phantom returned shortly

after I arrived...

Coincidence?!?!? I think not!!!

Tallmacky started going insane shortly after I arrived on

the forum...

Coincidence?!?!? Yeah, probably... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

But

that\'s what happens when the Suicide Bomber/Devil\'s Advocate/In Heat mofo gets into the act...

Everybody

Pancho!!!
Give me the Pancho
Everybody Pancho!!!

Pancho, Pancho, we want

Pancho...
P-A-N......C-H-O...
Pancho, boys!!!

I can\'t be your Pancho Man...
Can\'t be your Pancho

Man...
Can\'t be your Pancho Man,
Your Pancho Man,
Your Pancho Man...

Pancho, Pancho Man
I want to be a

Pancho Man
Pancho, Pancho Man
I want to be a Pancho...

Pancho, Pancho, Pancho Time
Time to sit back and

unwind...
Pancho, Pancho, Pancho Time
Time to sit back and unwind...

Panch, Panch, Panch it up!
Panch that

Pancho spirit up!!!

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii\'m*thump, thump* hooked on a

Pancho...

(Panchooooooo...Panchoooooo...)
If you want me to stay
I\'ll never leave
If you want me to

stay
If you want me to stay
I\'ll never leave you
(Panchoooooo......Panchooooo.....)

Errrrrrrrybody in the

club gettin\' Pancho...
1, here comes the 2 to the 3 to the 4
Pancho\'s in the house and he tryna get some

more

We got some SRH
Some Bundyburger
A little Elana
We\'ll definitely set this party of right
(Are u gonna

be, are u gonna be, are u gonna be, Holmes, Holmes, Holmes, Holmes, Holmes)

Pancho has taken his toll on me
He

said dumb things too many times before
And my heart is breaking just reading this
I have no choice cause I just

won\'t reply anymore


Man, that\'s what you get when stress drives you nuts...

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[franki]

Wow, Pancho, did you

just go 10 posts without mentioning me? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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[Icarus]

MASSAGE FRANKI\'S

EGO, DAMMIT

[Elana]

Pancho is so in love

with Holmes. Franki....I know Holmes and you are no Holmes.

[EXIT63]

Who\'s Brian?

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[CptKipling]

Top sign:

Knee

high \"f*ck-me\" boots and a short skirt.

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[Elana]

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Top sign:

Knee high \"f*ck-me\" boots and a short skirt.



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and no panties

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[burgerama1960]

and a tee shirt

that says DO ME!

[bundyburger]

and an unopened

condom in one hand while she calls out \"Anyone?? Anyone?? Me horny.

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[Elana]

and inserting a 10\"

dildo shouting \"anyone have something bigger\"?

[CptKipling]

&lt;99.99999% of the

male population&gt; \"Damnit!\"

[Icarus]

I have a marrow, if

that\'s any use.

[bundyburger]

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I have a marrow, if that\'s any use.

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Steve, you and Exit come up with the best show stoppers. LOL

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