Full Member Inspections

[Lucky]

It has been called to my attention that there are renegades among us...those failing to comply with the most basic initiation rules for the Full Member Club.

Queen Elana and General FTR, how do you want me to deal with this issue?

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Show no mercy.

[Elana]

Off with their heads. FTR has set up a new rule that we all must keep.

[seadove]

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Off with their \"heads\"

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seadove : Heeelp, Heeeelp, Heeelp!!!

(now in sqweaky voice}

Too late, too late, too late!!

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[Lucky]

Did I miss the new rule? Maybe he slipped in under its guise. Our chain of command is critical. There is NO admission to the Queen without my permission...I simply cannot allow the quality of the Full Member\'s Club to go downhill.

[Elana]

ALL POTENTAL MEMBERS MUST SUBMIT PHOTOS!!!!!!!!!!!

[franki]

Damn, this is getting old. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[Elana]

Then delete it [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Lucky]

Elana,
That\'s what I\'m talking about!!! The photos start with me and if the quality is there, I pass them on. This rule has reportedly been broken. I can\'t take the chance of you having to view a marginal penis...only the best for the club.

[franki]

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Then delete it [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Well, first you have to make an \"offensive\" post. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[seadove]

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reportedly

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Not \"reportedly\"

\"purportedly\"
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What\'s the matter Franki?They don wanna see your photo?

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[Lucky]

&lt;purportedly&gt;
Wrong, Seadove. This is not rumor, it is based upon a report.

Franki, take a nap. I want to play. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Lucky]

Girls,

Not to worry. The renegade is in compliance.

We have a new King. No doubt about it.

[seadove]

Purportedly.

There\'s a loose brick in the wall somewhere.

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We have a new King

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What will we call him?

<font color=\"red\">KING BEE </font> <font color=\"blue\">OF THEM SEX CRAZY DAMSELS </font>?

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[Lucky]

Seadove - sweetie,
I just looked it up. Webster is with me.
But, let\'s don\'t get your panties in a wad over this - we\'ll use purported and you can be happpy.

By the way, your latest blonde joke is hysterical! More. More.

[seadove]

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By the way, your latest blonde joke is hysterical! More. More.



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I like it when you \"beg\" for more. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Elana]

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Elana,
That\'s what I\'m talking about!!! The photos start with me and if the quality is there, I pass them on.

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My dear Lucky....you must be drunk again. Have a little rest and we will pretend as if this never happened.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

This is all well and good, but, as usual, I\'m treated like the red headed stepchild. Oh, wait. I AM a redheaded stepchild. Dammit.

Where\'s MY COPY?? He\'s not the king until I say he\'s the king, too.

[Elana]

Who decided who my king was? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Lucky]

Elana,
It\'s your call, I\'ll see that you get every dirty Dick, Tom (oops, please transpose, Professor Seadove) and Harry around. I\'m ashamed that you cannot be more responsible with this subject...no control at all. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[seadove]

You girls are so mis-informed.

There\'s another exciting club called the \"WHOLE MEMBER CLUB\"

To join in you girls must send me application forms to gether with an updated pic and I\'ll see what I can do for you girls.

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Already you PMed me Elana?

[Elana]

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Already you PMed me Elana?

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You wish [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[Lucky]

You\'re smart, Seadove. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[seadove]

Then there\'s the \"FULLY DIS-MEMBERED CLUB\"......

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[EXIT63]

I find this highly offensive and DEMAND deletion!

[Enticing]

Hey I just became a full member, I hope you don\'t want a penis pic from me... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Lucky]

FTR and Elana,

Intelligence quotes suggest that you concur with my choice of King. Since I am your elder and have seen more human bodies than you will ever see, I have to take charge on this one. Normally, as you know, I prefer to remain behind the scenes. If the King doesn\'t mind, I will discuss him with both of you privately. I believe we can reach an agreement.

Now, I\'m going to sleep off my drunkeness as Elana suggested. Please stir something up while I\'m gone! Let\'s have some fun.

[seadove]

You are hereby deleted, EXIT.

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[Elana]

I have no idea who you chose as King. Please share with me

[EXIT63]

Thank you