Among the coalition\'s list of most wanted Iraqi officials are man named Izzat Ibrahim (he\'s the king of clubs) and a guy named Mizban (nine of hearts). This led reader John Piro to imagine Abbott and Costello at a Syrian border checkpoint:
Abbott: Now be on the lookout, Costello. We wanna find these terrorists.
Costello: Sure, what are their names?
Abbott: Izzat Ibrahim.
Costello: How do I know? I ain\'t seen him.
Abbott: I know. That\'s why we gotta find him. He and Mizban.
Costello: He musta been what, Abbott?
Abbott: No, not Hee Muzbin Wot. Izzat Ibrahim!
Costello: I told yuh, I ain\'t seen him! Is he Saddam\'s guy?
Abbott: No, he\'s Syria\'s.
Costello: I\'m serious too. That\'s why I wanna find him.
Abbott: No, you don\'t understand, Costello. Syria\'s terrorist.
Costello: I know he\'s a serious terrorist. They\'re the worst kind.
Abbott: Now, if you find him, call the U.N. and get Kofi.
Costello: I got some right here. With cream and sugar.
Abbott: No, tell Kofi to get Yassir.
Costello: Yassir?
Abbott: Good. Now get going.
Costello: Heyyyyy Abbbbbottttt!!!!
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