A Concerned Parent.

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An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, \"Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!\"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and
tells them: \"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can\'t marry her because of my personal family situation, but I\'ll take charge.

\"If a girl is born, I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage...\"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man\'s shoulder and tells him: \"You\'ll f*ck her again!\"

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