It really bothers me when I see someone holding the sole of their shoe. It\'s always guys. They\'ll have one leg crossed over their thigh. They\'ll grab the shoe of the crossed leg and they will hold the shoe by the sole.

I see this and think, \"This guy is going to want to shake my hand when he leaves. Let\'s see, he\'s just stepped in rat droppings, dog excrement, and some PCBs. What should I do?\"

Howard Hughes never wanted to shake anyone\'s hand. I am not like that, but really. Have they no shame?

OK, now all you sole-huggers can flame me!