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    Default THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY

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    Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
    Bad: You can\'t find your birth control pills
    Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them

    Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
    Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
    Ugly: You\'re in them

    Good: Your husband understands fashion
    Bad: He\'s a cross dresser
    Ugly: He looks better than you

    Good: Your son\'s finally maturing
    Bad: He\'s involved with the woman next door
    Ugly: So are you

    Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
    Bad: She keeps interrupting
    Ugly: With corrections

    Good: Your wife\'s not talking to you
    Bad: She wants a divorce
    Ugly: She\'s a lawyer

    Good: The postman\'s early
    Bad: He\'s wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
    Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas

    Good: This is a pretty good forum
    Bad: I\'m addicted to it
    Ugly: I\'m still ODing with the pheros


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    Default Re: THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY

    Good: You found your lost daughter
    Bad: She\'s dead
    Ugly: She is stored in 7 trash cans


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    Default Re: THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY

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    Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter

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    In Holland we call it \"de bloempjes en de bijtjes\", which means \"the flowers and the bees\". After all, it is the flowers that get fertilized by the bees, and not the birds ... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY

    ha! here in Austria we learned the whole deal without any freakin\' flower talk in elementary school ...

    Good: You
    Bad: You Suck
    Ugly: You Suck Ass

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    You\'ll learn the story of flowers and the bees usually before elementary school ... but only in case you\'re intelligent enough to see something is goin\' on. ;p ... btw., it\'s flowers and bees in germany also.

    Good: You\'re having sex
    Bad: With yourself
    Ugly: It\'s the best you ever had

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    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] \"best your ever had\" hehehehe [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY

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    Good: You\'re having sex
    Bad: With yourself
    Ugly: It\'s the best you ever had

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    There is nothing quite like sex with someone you really love. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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