Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can\'t find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly: You\'re in them

Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He\'s a cross dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you

Good: Your son\'s finally maturing
Bad: He\'s involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you

Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections

Good: Your wife\'s not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She\'s a lawyer

Good: The postman\'s early
Bad: He\'s wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas

Good: This is a pretty good forum
Bad: I\'m addicted to it
Ugly: I\'m still ODing with the pheros


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