Top signs of Love-Scent Addiction.

[seadove]

You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your PMs on the way back to bed.

You get a tattoo that reads \"This body best viewed with UBBThreads, HTML off.\"

You name your children Elana, FTR, DrSmellThis and Bruce.

You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on Franki.

You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child FTR in the overhead compartment.

You laugh at people who OD without pheromones.

You start using smiley\'s in your snail mail.

You haven\'t logged in for two hours. You start to twitch.

You pick up the phone and manually dial seadove with code:PENIS.

You try to hum to communicate with the modem. And you succeed.

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[franki]

You know what the best sign is that you spend too much time on message boards? It is when you say lol instead of hahahaha in real life. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Franki

[Elana]

These are great! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[upsidedown]

I knew I was in trouble when I started tilting my head sideways to smile at people. :-)

[franki]

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I knew I was in trouble when I started tilting my head sideways to smile at people. :-)


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LOL, that is a good one .. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Those were so good! Except just this one thing...

\"You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child FTR in the overhead compartment.\"

No, no, no. FTR in your lap and your laptop in the overhead.

There, that\'s better.

[Andy]

I\'d leave the laptop on the seat and try to tilt the FTR in the overhead.

Now that\'s a very different place to have sex at.