Good: You found your lost daughter
Bad: She\'s dead
Ugly: She is stored in 7 trash cans
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can\'t find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly: You\'re in them
Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He\'s a cross dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you
Good: Your son\'s finally maturing
Bad: He\'s involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you
Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections
Good: Your wife\'s not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She\'s a lawyer
Good: The postman\'s early
Bad: He\'s wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas
Good: This is a pretty good forum
Bad: I\'m addicted to it
Ugly: I\'m still ODing with the pheros
You\'re all invited to add on. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Good: You found your lost daughter
Bad: She\'s dead
Ugly: She is stored in 7 trash cans
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Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
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In Holland we call it \"de bloempjes en de bijtjes\", which means \"the flowers and the bees\". After all, it is the flowers that get fertilized by the bees, and not the birds ... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
Franki
You\'ll learn the story of flowers and the bees usually before elementary school ... but only in case you\'re intelligent enough to see something is goin\' on. ;p ... btw., it\'s flowers and bees in germany also.
Good: You\'re having sex
Bad: With yourself
Ugly: It\'s the best you ever had
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] \"best your ever had\" hehehehe [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Good: You\'re having sex
Bad: With yourself
Ugly: It\'s the best you ever had
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There is nothing quite like sex with someone you really love. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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