Women and Penis

[xxxPantero]

hey guys...

remember how FTR said that she talked to her hubby\'s penis and it was a hit?

i have a theory...

talk to your woman like you\'d want her to talk to your penis. nice, loving, etc

[Enticing]

Hey, that MIGHT just work! Whoda thunk! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[CJ01]

Well it´s certainly a step in the right direction.
And if people manage to not treat each other like sh*t so much but in a way they want to be treated themselves, life would be even better. We should all becaome practicing buddhists perhaps [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[CJ01]

PS I ain´t gonna start having monologues with penises however

[**DONOTDELETE**]

You\'d be amazed how well it goes over. Try it some time. I didn\'t believe it till I tried it either.

[CJ01]

Okay, in what way does it work so well?

[**DONOTDELETE**]

It absolutely delights the guy. And makes Mr. Happy even happier, too ... because it draws out the anticipation. If first you talk to him and then you touch him and then you give him kisses ...

It\'s better than if you just go for it.

Well. Depending on the mood.

[Mtnjim]

FTR;
I have a friend that wants a conversation with you.
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[CJ01]

I´´m sorry babe, but what´s in it for the woman? Is this `trick´ for someone who has trouble getting it up?

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Hardly.

You really think I\'d be talking to a limp dick?

C\'mon now CJ. Don\'t you like to play?
It\'s just a thing to be playful with.

[Enticing]

This from the same woman who said attack first, and tease much much later??? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] LOL

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Yes.

The whole talking to the penis routine is for seconds or thirds.

When he first comes in the door, there\'s no talking. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[CJ01]

I was wondering because you said SDR has been having performance problems. I assaumed these probs included getting a hard on.

Guys are much more easily `ready´ than women, and I´m sick of doing all those things to please. I want to be pleased to and not just with a dick going in and out!

Besides I´ve `gone bi´ now so I don´t have to put up with selfish jerks if I don´t want to.

( I´m in a pissed off mood lately)

[Elana]

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Besides I´ve `gone bi´ now so I don´t have to put up with selfish jerks if I don´t want to.

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have you made it official yet?

[Enticing]

yeah.. how sweet. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] Go shoe shopping with your favorite gf and then have her service ya too! How much better can it get? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[**DONOTDELETE**]

There was an article on bj\'s called Mouth of A Courtesan - it\'s being worked into a book so now the article\'s no longer available - but next time you get in the mood for penis, CJ, if the book\'s out by then, you should read it.

Lots of tips. Including the talking to it. Which is a small thing, I know, and maybe a little silly. But those are the things that make you memorable.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Just a side note - last night I was emailing with my \"girlfriend\" ... her main guy has not called her in 10 days. I haven\'t talked to SDR since Monday and I called him then. When you have the option of being around someone who knows how to PICK UP THE GODDAMN PHONE or SEND A GODDAMN EMAIL EVERY COUPLE OF DAYS FOR CHRIST\'S SAKE, it\'s nice. It\'s a nice change from the dicks with their games and their bullshit and their \"I\'ve just been so busy.\") [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

(sorry, guys, just a little girl talk)

[CJ01]

I´m already memorable, in whatever way. When´s the book for vaginas coming out. The whole male population should read it.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Yeah right.

They should ask for directions when they\'re lost, too, but do they??

Yeah, CJ, is it official? When were you um ... initiated?

[CJ01]

Elena, FTR: NO, of course not. You think I´m gonna bed the first woman I see on the street? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] Could have been `initiated´ a loooooong time ago if I were that desperate [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img].
I´m VERY choosey [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] ....I´ll be visiting Frenchie next week though... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[**DONOTDELETE**]

She didn\'t tell me you were coming over!

Geez! I haven\'t even packed my suitcase up yet...

[EXIT63]

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Hardly.

You really think I\'d be talking to a limp dick

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Come on Red, I\'m sure you do every day at work.

Not to mention here on the forum

Mister Softee

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Actually, no. The guys at work are not bad.

And Exit. If I were anywhere near you, I promise you\'d have wood. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[MOBLEYC57]

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I want to be pleased to and not just with a dick going in and out!

Besides I´ve `gone bi´ now so I don´t have to put up with selfish jerks if I don´t want to.

( I´m in a pissed off mood lately)

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I\'ll be your Huckleberry! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] I may not be able to fill the garage, but I can lick the paint off that MOFO!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] A little advice, since you have a complaint...stop shopping for men at K-Mart!! One wash and they\'re done!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Really...it will be alright....look at it this way....in a hundred years, it all won\'t matter none! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] Be well! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Gerund]

And what about talking to vaginas?

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\"Hey there, you\'re a slick little devil, aren\'t you? And so warm... and accommodating. I love that perfume you\'re wearing, it\'s so intoxicating.

mmmm... have you changed your hair recently? That\'s a good look for you... very interesting! Do you mind if I explore a little?
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Okay, I\'ll be good now. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[bundyburger]

\"And what about talking to vaginas?\"

and...

...\"Let\'s cut the small talk. ...Wanna suck face???\" [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Elana]

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...\"Let\'s cut the small talk. ...Wanna suck face???\"

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I like a man that doesn\'t waste any time. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[**DONOTDELETE**]

No, no! Don\'t stop! I was enjoying that conversation! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[MOBLEYC57]

Gerund - I always talk to it when I\'m performing the male-to-female version of a BJ, mixed with those snakeydoggiecat licks + the twister! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] \"I\'ll teach you to make all me blood run south! Feed me! Spit out that nectar you demon!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] More! More! More!\" [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Gerund]

\"Spit out that nectar, you demon?\" hehe

If I said that, I might get accused of \"speaking in tongues.\" [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] (Sorry couldn\'t resist.)

Pussy: [b]Breakfast of Champions!