Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Support bacteria - they\'re the only culture some people have.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
When everything\'s coming your way, you\'re in the wrong lane.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don\'t have any film.
I couldn\'t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Wear Short Sleeves: Support your right to bare arms...
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
I intend to live forever - so far, so good
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
I\'m not cheap, but I am on special this week
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