Will mones work for a shy guy?

[bundyburger]

<<now f$ck and make up guys. >>

Yeah get up here Bart. I want your ass now! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[Elana]

<<God created us? My ass!

Evolution? My ass! >>


I know I am really going to regret asking this, but Bart....if you don\'t believe in evolution or creation, then what is your theory of how man and women came to be?

[bundyburger]

** takes another puff from his joint and blows out the smoke... **

Aliens maaaaaan! Aliens...

[tallmacky]

hahahhahah

[Elana]

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[marv14yag]

Duh! Aliens!

Aliens brought us over here...

Hold on...

Read these 2 articles..If you have a SENSE of intelligence you will AGREE...

What I belive is fact, proven, etc....

What others may believe is just what they are taught.

Also, you will not find many un-intelligent people believing otherwise...

http://xfacts.com/darwin.htm

Brace yourself, your view of life as you KNOW IT will be changed after reading that!

Bart

[Elana]

Thanks for the link Bart....I read it later tonight

[bundyburger]

Me get friend to read to Bundy too.

[Elana]

Just take is S-L-O-W-L-Y
You can do it....if at first you don\'t succeed, try, try again

[bundyburger]

Bundy try. Me can\'t. Me head sore!
Me need tension release. Me need find WOOOO-MAN!!! <grunt> <grunt>

[Elana]

The woman part.....Yeah...I can help you with that.

[cuddlebear]

Oh, I think I\'m going to ruin this thread by briefly returning to the original subject. My latest experiments are showing me (with consistency) that ANDROSTERONE IS A SHY GUY\'S BEST FRIEND! A little Chem Kit Rone goes a long way. It appears to be very useful indeed for Lone Wolves & Shy Guys alike .... OK back to the evolution bit and somebody needs a woman ... Cuddles [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[bundyburger]

Cuddles,

Having Chem Set rone handy here now, I\'m playing with it as a relaxent mainly. It\'s seems to work. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[Briela]

Okay that link should be posted on the humor board. I especially enjoyed the line:
\"So they supply the media with intellectual swill that the media, in turn, unknowingly palms off as truth, while the scientists edgily cross their fingers and hold their breath in the hope that someday, maybe even someday soon, but certainly before the great unwashed get wise to the scam, they will finally figure out the great secret\"

Anybody feeling particularly unwashed tonight?

Those articles are such a load of [bad word] that even fecalphiliacs would find them overwhelming! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

Bart, you indicate that what you believe is proven, yet I see no proof in either of these articles that what they state has any basis in fact. Both articles seem to be the ramblings of an uniformed individual. Why not study molecular biology and research what you propose to be true? It\'s the only way to separate actual fact from some lunatics drug-induced truisms (and those must be some really strong drugs!). If you don\'t, you\'re doing exactly what you accuse everyone else of (ie: believing what is stated/taught without question, and drawing conclusions without being fully educated on the subject)

[mokes]

This is all hypocritical trash.
That\'s all I need to say. And that\'s all that needs to be said.
I couldn\'t even finish reading article two because the hypocrisy that the author was spewing out was just too damned annoying.

[tallmacky]

I don\'t know how you can take thart article above evolution Bart, basically its people yelling back and forth for proof when we are left with not much proof to talk about.

[bundyburger]

I read only a certain amount of the first one. I have interest in that sort of stuff but that was just someone spinning sh!t to me.

[mokes]

Notice how the author also states that for one side of the “two-sided spectrum of beliefs” to call the other side wrong is ignorant, and also for the middle part of the spectrum to call either side wrong is equally ignorant. Yet the author then goes into long rantings about how they’re both wrong…


Again, it’s just hypocritical trash.

[MadDoctor]

My only insurmountable problem with it goes more like this:
If creationism and evolution are both a crock, what made the aliens?

[mokes]

They made themselves? ;x

[Watcher]

No one there is no such thing.

[bundyburger]

<<If creationism and evolution are both a crock, what made the aliens? >>

The \"Q\" made the aliens. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] (or was it Kue or something)

[Watcher]

According to popular conspiracy theroy says the aliens seeded us here many millions of years ago. Now i dont believe this crock, dont believe in religion either but we are probably alone in this part of the galaxy, first thing you would need is faster than light travel which so far is impossible.

[Briela]

>>If creationism and evolution are both a crock, what made the aliens?<<

Bet you it was that damn chicken... now we finally know why it really crossed the road! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

[TBiRD]

you dont believe in relligion ?

Hmm seems like I will have to pray to my \"invisible man in the clouds\" so he will strike you down with lightning...or we can just have a holy war every now and then.

EG: My invisible man is better than your invisible man - lets fight !

Relligon is the biggest mumbojumbobullshizzle EVER ! EVER EVER EVER !

Only good thing , we got from that is : MUSIC ! Thats about it. Bad thing : Nothing and nobody has killed so many people in the history of mankind , as wars fought in the name of relligion ! Pathetic.

[Watcher]

I agree 100% its all the human mind to explain away the unexplainable until it becomes known through science, its grips on our public institutions is complete and we are all doomed because of it oh well, lets go bomb islam in iraq right.

[marv14yag]

Those are 2 articles. I would post something else, that goes into MUCH MORE detail, but it\'s in..A magazine...

Basically, evolution, of course, look, things change, however you cannot change the DNA of something itself without mutation, and the law of survival states that without need, nothing changes, etc.

Basically, I have a more open view. Of course, evolution to exist, however, not in the mutation form, and only micro-evolution...

Basically, during the formation of the earth, you would have had DNA form through trial and error, of course, however...

As an excert here:

Only when Cro-Magnons appear, as suddenly and inexplicably as everything else, at around 120,000 years ago in the fossil record, do we see beings that are unmistakably human...All primates have 48 chromosomes, while humans have \"only\" 46 chromosones...The chasm between Cro-Magnons (us) and everything else that comes before them is so incredibly wide and deep that thereis no way legitametely to connect the two, apart from linking their bipedal locomotion...We humans have over 4,000 genetic defects spread throught our common gene pool. Think about that. No other species comes close.

Darwinsts use the missing link to negate the fact that Cro Magnons appear out of neowhere, looking nothing like anything that has come before.

Basically, I\'m going to try and find the other link, that goes into SCIENTIFIC detail more (not to mention that other didn\'t) however...

It\'s just the difference between humans and other primates, why our locomotion is much less efficient, and how we could have gone from the tundra to the savanna in 2,000 years with the sh** for locomotion, etc.

That...

And, the evidence from the d*** people. Not only does it show the symbol for the double helix but states that we are the 7th planet from neptune. This was found before we even knew that Neptune existed. In fact, Hebrew translation says these aliens came from a home world called Nibiru...

Basically, I just look at the facts...

And, I draw on conclusions from there.

Bart

I will attempt to find something else...

[marv14yag]

Here we go...

Like I said, I just analyze facts...

http://www.nexusmagazine.com/articles/Darwinism.1.html

I always believed in evlotion myself, but there seems to be a lot of stuff missing from the evolutionary time table on humans.

Bart

http://www.nexusmagazine.com/articles/Darwinism.2.html

Read those 2 links before making any type of conclusions.

[marv14yag]

Actually Watcher, that is technically incorrect. It is possible to travel faster than light...Well, you would still be traveling faster than light, rather, it would be an ivariable value of light, many times greater, resulting in a time loss.

And than, ther\'es the folding up space theory....

But, anyway, alone, on this part of the galaxy?

I wouldn\'t say I believe the aliens theme, or evolution, just yet anyway, however...

I do know that religion is completely out of the question...

lol

1 + 1 = 3 for them....

It\'s a fairy tale is what that is...


You know, as I read the information on humans, etc. It could also be a big possibility that evolution does exist, however, humans still weren\'t form Earth. Even in the bible it tells of spaceships, etc, and there is a photo of a human head on a monkey\'s body, on a chain, etc....Ancient texts...And thant here\'s the formation on Mars, identical to the distance from the pyrimads and the sphinxes of Earth...

Ah, and than, they say Venus has compelling evidence that it used to be EXACTLY like that of Earth...Who\'s to say that there didn\'t used to be an entire civilization on Venus, or Mars? I mean, evolution = where life can exist it will.

Bart
Bart

[marv14yag]

Making themselves, that would also be a contradictory...

lol

I think the Q was spelled Q?

And than, what\'s after the universe, how did the universe begin? If there was the big bang, where did the oringinal pee-size mass come from?

This is why relgious people exist today...

Just because they can\'t explain it, some type of God must have done it....

lol

Bart