Phermone Newbie

[whatupblood]

Hi! Im 15 and I want to know whats the best phermone I should start out with. I really wann get this hoe at school

[Gerund]

Alright, exactly WHAT are these newbies smoking before making their first posts?!

[MadDoctor]

Some advice:

1) A \"hoe\" doesn\'t respond to pheromones, just cash. If you mean a girl, call her that, don\'t insult her.

2) The beginner\'s kit is a great deal.

[Watcher]

For someone youre age i would order in Scent of eros for starters and give that a go. And please if you are going to refer to hoes called them attention whores.

[tallmacky]

Wow, not the best way to start off your first post, I wish we had a policy of who gets the pheromones though I don\'t the phero\'s are going to help you much, so hoe go get glass of water and put some seltzer in it.

[tallmacky]

Wow, not the best way to start off your first post, I wish we had a policy of who gets the pheromones though I don\'t the phero\'s are going to help you much, so hoe go get glass of water and put some seltzer in it. I cannot believe you would ever refer to a women as a \"hoe\" this is disgusting women effect your life without women we all would be living in a war torn world lacking love friendship and beauty, we would all be forced to mate with ourselves 24/7, there are many beautiful women on this forum who would be very hurt with those words buddy so you watch your step, before I give you my greatest harlem bitchslap.

(Ok buddy all the women are gone now, I would start out using AE, or TE/NPA. I mean SOE is ok if you want to socialize, talk, basically it works wonders, the RONE in SOE may give you some sexual hits but, we need more information on your personality type and physical condition and so on. I don\'t think AE can fail ya though.)

[EXIT63]

Perhaps he is referring to farm implements.

[tallmacky]

yes sheep can be very sexy and they never mouth off like some of the women on this forum (pun intended).

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Tallmacky, shaddup, you!

[tallmacky]

There\'s one really hickish kid in my school who I believe had sex with one of his farm animals I do not think it is a rumor well maybe it is.

FTR I mean Renee if you don\'t mind, you have never thought of being with a horse or another great mammal (besides me)?

[TheThe]

Check out my hoe.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

No, I have never considered being with a horse or other great mammal besides you, dear. Now, are you a very great mammal indeed? Because this could be a case in which we\'d want to call the queen\'s photographer.

[tallmacky]

hell yeah bro tame that hoe you have seen nothing yet,

[tallmacky]

FTR good answer as I expected you still know who is lord and master of that as...

\"Because this could be a case in which we\'d want to call the queen\'s photographer.\"

Oh somon\'s all rich and stuff now sorry I dont git what the queens photographer means excuse me for going to mcdonalds and driving my economy car.

[CptKipling]

DAMN!!

Those some fiiiiiiiine hoes!

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Tallmacky, Elana is the Queen of the Full Member Club. When you get to the status of \"Full Member\" (I forget how many posts that takes), then you have to perform the full member salute to the Queen ... and I am the Queen\'s Inspector General ... so I have to make sure you\'re performing a full salute ... and the Queen often likes pictures sent to her as proof of status and devotion.

See Elana\'s signature? I used to have \"Inspector General\" in mine but got bored and changed it up. That\'s still my job, though. After all, somebody\'s gotta do it. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[seadove]

Hey how come I didn\'t go through this ritual?

That\'s not fair.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

I think because Elana had already scoped you out and claimed you for her own long before you reached Full Member status. You got the private inspection and didn\'t have to wait.

So who got cheated was ME. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[seadove]

Oh you poor thing.

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[**DONOTDELETE**]

And the worst of it is, she\'s so greedy she probably wouldn\'t even let you make it up to me.

Oh, well, Seadove. C\'est la vie. (I think they say that in France.)

[seadove]

Oh stop yapping.

We\'re related, remember?

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Ok, I know. Bitch, bitch, bitch. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

[seadove]

I\'ll probably be dead by tomorrow from a thashing anyway.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

NOW what did you do? Why can\'t you be good, my cousin?

[franki]

Hey, is FTR also related to you? For me, she is my big sister. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

Franki [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Ivan\'s our cousin, Franki.

[Elana]

FTR- bad news. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/frown.gif[/img]
Tallmacky is not about to give it up. I tried already [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/blush.gif[/img]

[seadove]

You want me to bully him for you?

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[Elana]

No thanks....he is too young. I don\'t want to go to jail

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Does he understand that this means he can\'t be in the Love-Scent Pheromone Forum Full Member Calendar? Because I was all ready to let him be \"June.\"