Vive La France

[Elana]

If you want to flame anyone....flame the people who made the quotes. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]


\"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes.\" ---Mark Twain

\"I just love the French. They taste like chicken!\" ---- Hannibal Lecter

\"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.\" --- General George S. Patton

\"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion.\" --Norman Schwartzkopf

\"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it.\"
---- Marge Simpson

\"As far as I\'m concerned, war always means failure\" ---Jacques Chirac, President of France
\"As far as France is concerned, you\'re right.\" ---Rush Limbaugh,

\"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.\" --- Regis Philbin

Next time there\'s a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.

\"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn\'t have the face for it.\" ---Sen. John McCain

\"You know why the French don\'t want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people.\" --Conan O\'Brien

\"I don\'t know why people are surprised that France won\'t help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn\'t help us get the Germans out of France!\" ---Jay Leno

\"The last time the French asked for \'more proof\' it came marching into Paris under a German flag.\" --David Letterman

[franki]

I flame you for writing \"Viva la France\", I believe it is \"Vive la France\". [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

Franki

[Elana]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img] That would deserve a flame.
Are you certain?

[franki]

I am certain \"viva\" is not french.

Franki [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[franki]

I see you listened to me. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

Franki [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[Elana]

Don\'t get used to it.

[franki]

Franki < ----------------- throwing a box of chocolates to Elana

[tallmacky]

I AM OUTRAGED how dare you blame all of those in a country on the actions of a few you know what you are evil I swear you are the devil. you suck

is that flaming? Am I now a flamer?

[franki]

Was that a joke? [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

Franki

[**DONOTDELETE**]

She\'s not the devil. I\'m the devil. Elana\'s just a devil\'s imp. A good one, mind you, but hardly evil incarnate.

[tallmacky]

yes ftr you firey red devil,

I am investiging more then a few cases of young men who came on this forum and wound up never to be seen again. We are certain it is a certain female on the forum who is inviting these guys for a \"fun time\" and later eating their bodies leaving only their bones and testicals behind. You are supsect #1.

Yeah thats a joke

[Elana]

Are you talking to me? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME???
You want some of this? Huh?

[tallmacky]

only elana knows that

2nd post:

I would like all of that can you first give me your breasts then maybe some head. and some ass and please send fedex I hate government mail.

[Elana]

Well you know it can\'t be me, because I would eat the testicles too. Why would I let good food go to waste?

[**DONOTDELETE**]

That\'s what I was just thinking. I sure would not leave the testicles behind.

I\'ll be glad to send you some ass but I have to keep the head or SDR will get really mad.

I\'m out of FedEx labels. Will DIHL -- oh, I mean, DHL, do?

[tallmacky]

testicals were completely empty of any fluid, our suspect is also very very educated and skilled in the act of love making.

Damnit I don\'t know what to think its like a vaccum what person could have possibly done this. oh lord. I think I am going to hand in my badge and gun to the sargeant.

to many cliches to count

SDR? well I don\'t think he minds at all after all he is just an acronym

[Elana]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]I\'m sure whoever is committing these horrible crimes is French. Just sticking with the topic [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

[Whitehall]

Now that the notion of renaming \"French Fries\" as \"freedom fries\" is sweeping the country, the French Embassy in Washington has announced that the recipe is really from Belgium.

Heard that on NPR today at lunch.....

[tallmacky]

french fries to freedom fries I think we are moving a bit fast on that note, though its about time someone shots saddam in his big head.

[Elana]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img][img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/crazy.gif[/img]

[**DONOTDELETE**]

I do love a man who comes to the point.

[druid]

i think viva is spanish. vivir conjugated in the thrid person.

[franki]

\"Vive La France\"

Am I allowed to remind you that your Angel perfume is made by french fashion designer/perfumer Thierry Mugler and that the Sephora shops belong to the french LVMH (Louis Vuitton Moet Henessy) company?

Franki [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[**DONOTDELETE**]

At least they\'re good for something.

[druid]

yeah the french have been acting kinda.....well FRENCH lately.

[Elana]

Angel perfume and my Lancome foundation are the only things French that I continue to buy. I\'m stocked up now, so I won\'t have to buy anytime soon.
Bundyburger just sent me an article that Thierry Mugler is closing down shop, so either Angel sells to another company (hopefully American) or we have to find another scent.

http://www.hellomagazine.com/2003/02/03/thierrymugler/

[**DONOTDELETE**]

SH!T! Say it isn\'t so!

Lancome rocks. That\'s reason enough to protect the French. For perfume and Lancome. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] And Edith Piaf.

[Whitehall]

I made this mistake this weekend too - bought a mini of Tsar by van Arpel. After I got it home, looked at the bottom of the bottle and saw that it was made in France! ARGGGGGH!

[frenchie]

I am french, with 100% germanic blood in my veins. I read this thread several times, couldn\'t believe it.
I am against this war, as I am against any war. Some europeans here could understand it. The battlefields were in Europe, a lot of other horrible things too. No battlefield in America since the Secession war, if I\'m not mistaken.
Should I stop talking with you just because you\'re americans ?
Should I stop buying pheros just because it\'s an american company ?
The day I started to understand what propaganda is (whatever it is) was when I visited a communist country, Poland (it was communist at this time). I realised there is propaganda in any country in the world, and from then on I knew politics suck. But I\'m still very concerned about our planet.
Should I stop writing in english ?
Will most of you never write to me again just because I\'m french ?
This is the first time in my life I have a \"patriotic\" reaction... it\'s hard for me, but I feel I have to react to your posts.

Frenchie

[bundyburger]

I don\'t blame you Frenchie.

Each individual country and it\'s people has the right to support or not support war. I\'m sure there are people in France (known as \'the french\' I here. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] ) who would like France to support the USA.
Sure it would be great to have more support, but it doesn\'t matter that France\'s leaders have said no. It\'s the fact that a number of countries have vito powers that screws things.

Many French are against war. Many Australians are against war. Many Americans are against war. Why pick on the French because of their political leaders chosing peace?

Everyone wants Saddam out. Even the French.