FORUM SIGNATURES AND A STRANGER

[seadove]

Ever wondered what those strange forum signatures look like to a stranger who has just joined the Forum?
Well here goes but please take no offence:


STRANGER :\" Umm Hellllo? Anybody home?Can I get some assistance here?\"

FULLTILTREDHEAD:\" Secret helpers are working behind the scenes to assist you in BEEcoming the gorgeous curiosity you were born to be. \"

STRANGER : \"Well that\'s darling of you.And where, might I ask are those secret helpers?\"

FRANKI :\"I am one of the secret helpers who assist you to become the gorgeous curiosity you were born to be.\"[img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

STRANGER :\" Now let me analyze this, There are men and women too?\"

CJ01 : \"Men can be analyzed... women merely adored \"

STRANGER :\" Well that\'s easy, so you just apply pheromones and, woooops the chick is yours?\"

BRUCE :\"No. You gotta get up every mornin\' with a smile on your face, and show the world all the love in your heart!\"

STRANGER :\" That\'s a stiff one, I wake up late in the afternoon.I eat Cadbury\'s chocolate all day and I look like a frog.

LUCKY :\"Never kissed a frog, Never needed to.\"

EXIT63 :[img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/frown.gif[/img]\"smell ya later!\"

STRANGER :\"That wasn\'t me, that was HIM !\"

MOBLEY: [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/frown.gif[/img](CAPS LOCK ON)\" BEANS AND FRANKS!! BEANS AND FRANKS!!! GIVEMEPOONTANG!!![img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img][img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

WHITEHALL :\"I may disagree with what you say, but I will fight to the death for your right to say it.\"

STRANGER : \"Ok it\'s me then[img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/crazy.gif[/img]. Hey, gorgeous, who are you?\"

ELANA :\"Queen BEE of the Full Member Club CXb4DX \"

STRANGER: (bowing down)\"Your Majesty.\"[img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]


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(Another \"seadove\" original)

[seadove]

Listen people, I can\'t include everyone in so stop PMing me.

You can add on if you like.

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[franki]

That was great Seadove. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

Franki

[Elana]

Very clever [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

[seadove]

You went off lightly this time.Wanted to say something about penises but I let that one go.

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