Masturbation Euphemisms (both male & female)

[bivonic]

This could be fun, has this already been covered?

I\'ll start:
Male: Choke the Chicken
Female: Churn Butter (I made it up, but sounds about right)

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Pet the kitty

[Briela]

Female:
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beating around the bush
Fishing for tuna
Tiptoe through the twolips
Burro ride through Grand Canyon
Applying lip gloss
Entering the ring of fire
Manual override


Male:
Choking Charlie \'till he throws up
Fun with friction
Debugging the hard drive
A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters
Climbing Mount Baldy
Hand Solo
Keeping the Optometrists in business
Making special sauce with frank and beans
Working overtime at the meat factory
Meeting the kids

[bivonic]

Great stuff, gotta commit these to memory

[TBiRD]

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Seems like people learned something from my EDUCATIONAL CAMPAIGNES.

Remember The \" Female Genetals \" + \"Male Genetals \" threads

What a good thing :]


Ok time to strike again :

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MASTURBATE (MALE)

BACKSTROKE ROULETTE
BASH THE CANDLE
BEAT OFF
BEAT THE BISHOP
BEAT THE DUMMY
BEAT THE MEAT
BEAT THE STICK
BLEED THE WEED
BLOW YOUR LOAD
BLUDGEON THE BEEFSTEAK
BOP THE BALONEY
BOX THE JESUIT
BUFF THE BANANA
BURP THE WORM
BUTTER THE CORN
CHOKE THE CHICKEN
CHOKE THE SHERIFF AND
WAIT FOR THE POSSE TO COME
CLEAN YOUR RIFLE
CRANK THE SHANK
CROWN THE KING
CUFF THE CARROT
DIDDLE
DRAIN THE MONSTER
FIST [bad word]
FIST YOUR MISTER
FIVE AGAINST ONE
FLOG THE DOG
FLOG THE HOG
FLOG YOUR DONG
FLUTE SOLO
FONDLE THE FIG
GALLOP THE ANTELOPE
GIVE IT A TUG
GREASE THE PIPE
HACK THE HOG
HAND JOB
HAND WORK
HAVE IT OFF
HITCHHIKE UNDER THE
BIG TOP
HUMP YOUR HOSE
JACKHAMMER
JACK OFF
JAZZ YOURSELF
JERK OFF
JERK THE GHERKIN
LOPE THE MULE
MAKE THE BALD MAN PUKE
MANIPULATE THE MANGO
MANUAL OVERRIDE
MILK THE LIZARD
MOUNT A CORPORAL
AND FOUR
NERK YOUR THROBBER
OIL THE GLOVE
ONAN\'S OLYMPICS
ONE-MAN SHOW
PACK YOUR PALM
PADDLE THE PICKLE
PAINT THE PICKLE
PAINT THE CEILING
PLEASE YOUR PISSER
PLUNK YOUR TWANGER
POCKET PINBALL
POCKET POOL
POLISH THE ROCKET
POLISH THE SWORD
POUND OFF
POUND YOUR FLOUNDER
POUND YOUR PUD
PULL OFF
PULL THE POLE
PULL THE POPE
PULL THE PUDDING
PULL YOUR PRICK
PULL YOUR TAFFY
PUMP THE PYTHON
RAM THE HAM
RIDE THE GREAT WHITE
KNUCKLER
ROPE THE PONY
RUB OFF
SHAG
SHINE YOUR POLE
SHOOI IN\' PUTTY AT
THE MOON
SLAKIN\' THE BACON
SLAMMIN\' THE SALMON
SLAM THE HAMMER
SLAM THE SPAM
SLAPPIN\' PAPPY
SLAPPING THE CLOWN
SLING THE JELLY
SNAP THE MONKEY
SNAP THE RUBBER
SNAP THE WHIP
SOLDIER\'S JOY
SPANK THE FRANK
SPANK THE SALAMI
SQUEEZE THE LEMON
STROKING IT
STROKE OFF
STROKE THE DOG
STROKE YOUR POKER
TAKE YOURSELF IN HAND
TEASE THE WEENIE
TENDERIZE THE MEAT
THE FIVE-KNUCKLE SHUFFLE
THUMP THE PUMP
TICKLE YOUR PICKLE
TOSS OFF
TWEAK YOUR TWINKIE
VARNISH THE FLAGPOLE
VISITING ROSIE PALM AND
HER FIVE DAUGHTERS
WALK THE DOG
WANK
WAX THE CARROT
WAX THE DOLPHIN
WHACK OFF
WHIP OFF
WHIP THE DUMMY
WHIP THE WIRE
WHIP YOUR DRIPPER
WHIZUN\'JIZZUM
WONK YOUR CONKER
WORK OFF
WRESTLE THE EEL
WRING OUT YOUR ROPE
YANG YOUR WANG
YANK OFF
YANK THE CRANK
YANK THE PLANK
YANK THE YAM
YANK YOUR STRAP

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MASTURBATE (FEMALE)

BEAT THE BEAVER
CLAP YOUR CLIT
COOKIN\' CUCUMBERS
FINGER
FINGER [bad word]
FINGER JOB
GETTIN\'IT WET
GREASIN\' THE GASH
HAND TRIP
HIDE THE HOT DOG
HIT THE SLIT
HOSE YOUR HOLE
JUICE YOUR SLUICE
LET THE BEAVER SWIM
MAKIN\' SOME SOUP
PET THE POODLE
SHE-BOP
SLAM THE CLAM
TICKLE THE TACO
TWO-FINGER TANGO

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ANAL INTERCOURSE

ASS-[bad word]
BACK DOOR
BAKE POTATOES
BEND SOME HAM
BALONEY COLONIC
BOSCO BOULEVARD
BROWN
BROWN HOLE
BUGGER
BUM [bad word]
BUTT-BANG
BUTT-[bad word]
CHOCOLATE SPEEDWAY
CORNHOLE
DIG A DITCHPOP IT IN THE TOASTER
DIP IN THE FUDGE POT
DO A BROWN
DOT THE \"I\"
FISH FOR BROWN TROUT
FLUFF THE DUFF
GET SOME MUD FOR THE DUCK
GOIN\' DOWN THE DIRT ROAD
GREEKING
HERSHEY HIGHWAY
HIT SOMEONE IN THE SEAT
KIESTER STAB
KNEELING AT THE ALTAR
MAKING POUNDCAKE
MUSTARD ROAD
OVER THE BRIDGE TO
PLIMPTON
PACKING FUDGE
PAINT THE BUCKET
POWDER SOMEONE\'S CHEEKS
PUSHIN\' [bad word] UPHILL
RAM JOB
REAM
RECTIFY
RIDE THE DECK
SADDLE UP
[bad word]-[bad word]
SPLIT SOME BUNS
STIR FUDGE
THIRD WAY
THREAD SOMEBODY
TOM-[bad word]



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