Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the butt that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work...
10% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
42% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays

And help me to remember...

When I\'m having a really bad day, and it seems that people are seriously trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 muscles to extend my middle finger and whipser to them to just........................................bite me!

HOPE YOUR DAY HAS YOU SMILING!!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] YES, THAT MEANS YOU TOO BWW [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img] TATER!!!!