What new sexies?

[bivonic]

Can we get an age range for what miss mystery CJ is?

[Elana]

Here CJ
www.menonthenet.com

[**DONOTDELETE**]

What\'s wrong, CJ, aren\'t you bi? You must be abnormal. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

[CJ01]

Paul and I have been forum mates before any of you guys, or the majority of people here have been on the board, and we PM each other, right Paul? We also moan and groan when we need to like just recently in fact. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] CJ - snog, hug....

[**DONOTDELETE**]

scuze me for not being in with the in crowd

[CJ01]

Thanks Elena I know the site already [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

[Elana]

I noticed how excited Paul was when you came back. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]
I think we are all glad to see you again.
We missed our forum drunk [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img] J/K

[**DONOTDELETE**]

What do you mean? She\'s posting over in Off Topics.

OH, never mind.

[CJ01]

Babe you´re not really bi so don´t start.. well exept for this coming weekend I suppose.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

This coming weekend marks the start of the turning inside out. I\'m bi now, goddammit. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

[Elana]

She\'s temporarily bi

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Is that like temporarily insane?

Honest to god - Friday late, the travel agent we work with called me up and asked me out for drinks for about the 90th time - he\'s a gay guy I\'m good friends with - I always say no because I hardly ever drink. But I was ready for a drink or SOMETHING Friday, so I said yes. So we\'re sitting at this bar and start talking about sex, of course, because nothing else is more interesting. And out he comes with his theory: ALL MEN ARE BI.

I\'m not kidding.

I went ahead and got drunk.

It\'s true. Everybody\'s bi. You\'re bi. I\'m bi. Jerry Springer\'s not bi, though. He\'s gay as Christmas day. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

[Mtnjim]

SOOO SDR wants a 3 way?

Honey, been there, done that...not worth the effort.

[CJ01]

Paul was exited... [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img] and I missed it. He never told me.

[CJ01]

Who TF is SDR? I want to know what´s going on!!!!!!! Please fill me......in ANYONE: [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[Paul canada]

I don\'t mind answering that question: My chest is bigger dont know what the measurement is, but my waist is 33\".

Paul

[CJ01]

Yes I know about this bi theory. It´s like this, gay men reckon all men are bi (all they need is a few pints) and all `straight´ men think all women are bi. But of course, according to `real straight men´they could never possibly be bi because they´re MEN. They wouldn´t even admit that the mens´ G-spot is in the rectum...

Truth is everyone is `bi´ in some way or another and us humans, our own, so bloody intelligent and superior species has started to make a huge fuss about it all. Sad really isn´t it?

[**DONOTDELETE**]

My instinct was to yell \"I\'M NOT BI!\" but I\'m beaten. I give in. Show me the p*ssy, I\'ll eat it. I\'ll even act like I like it. I don\'t care anymore. I\'m a bonobo chimp, ok? How\'s that? I\'ll f*ck anything, anytime, anybody, male or female.

GOD, sex is a lot of pressure. Isn\'t it?

SDR\'s my a$$hole boyfriend, CJ.

Shoot me a copy of that picture of Paul, wouldja?

[CJ01]

No Paul´s mine!!!!! Unless he wants to share his sexy body of course [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img] !
I thought you don´t have a bf, you once saind you don´t do bf´s you just shag someone on a regular basis. I take it things have changed since then.
Who´s this woman or this couple you´ll be having it off with?

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Some people from an ad. They actually seem like extremely nice people. I talked on the phone with her for over an hour. She has a soft, pretty voice. I figure if I\'m gonna do it, may as well be with her, I\'ve had worse proposed to me. They\'re certainly treating me well. And they\'re all excited about it. So what the hell.

[Paul canada]

Sorry I\'m only shareing with CJ [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Fine, be that way. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

CJ, what\'s your news? What\'s shakin\' your bacon? Nothing goin\' on these days? Who are you doing, anybody?

[CJ01]

You´re such a sweetie really. You just live in the wrong continent. And until you move to the right one I´ll only shag women and wait for you [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]
CJ

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Another bi woman.

[Phantom]

if your man is gonna make you do a girl he should at least let you pick the person, if not just f*ck it, have fun. Oh yea bring a fake d*ck and lube and stick it up his @$$ and see if he likes it..... hey all men are bi he might thank you for it. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[Paul canada]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[CJ01]

You found these peole from an ad, what mags do you read! No don´t tell me I think I know.
So your `bf´is not even gonna be there? Then where´s the point, what a chicken and why does he want you to do this if he´s not doing it himself?

Well I hope you find either of these two shaggable in some way. Come to think of it, the way I understand it the first get-togethers of these type of meetings does not necessarily lead into the bedroom. So don´t f*ck anyone you don´t really want to y´know. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] CJ

[CJ01]

PS I´m going to bed in a minute anything you guys want to tell me and let me dream about?

[Paul canada]

Well I got no nudie pics of myself so you wont have nitemares.

Anyway nitey nite

Paul

[CJ01]

What a shame. I was so looking forward to having wet dreams tonight. I remember when I was in my teens ...pheeeew ! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] CJ