On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
\"We\'re #1 in the #2 business.\"

Sign over a Gynecologist\'s Office:
\"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.\"

At a Proctologist\'s door:
\"To expedite your visit please back in.\"

On a Plumber\'s truck:
\"Don\'t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.\"

Pizza Shop Slogan:
\"7 days without pizza makes one weak.\"

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
\"Invite us to your next blowout.\"

On a Plastic Surgeon\'s Office door:
\"Hello. Can we pick your nose?\"

On an Electrician\'s truck:
\"Let us remove your shorts.\"

In a Nonsmoking Area:
\"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.\"

On a Maternity Room door:
\"Push. Push. Push.\"

At an Optometrist\'s Office:
\"If you don\'t see what you\'re looking for, you\'ve come to the right place.\"

On a Taxidermist\'s window:
\"We really know our stuff.\"

In a Podiatrist\'s office:
\"Time wounds all heels.\"

On a Fence:
\"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.\"

At a Car Dealership:
\"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.\"

Outside a Muffler Shop:
\"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.\"

In a Veterinarian\'s waiting room:
\"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!\"

At the Electric Company:
\"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don\'t, you will be delighted.\"

In a Restaurant window:
\"Don\'t stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.\"

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
\"Drive carefully. We\'ll wait.\"

At a Propane Filling Station:
\"Tank heaven for little grills.\"

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