Wolfe,
When did you offer to kiss my ass? I missed it.
Wolfe,
When did you offer to kiss my ass? I missed it.
Come on, Wolfe. She\'s a little slow to respond, but she doesn\'t sound uninterested. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]
<why I\'m talking to you, I don\'t know, because you will completely ignore me and in response write a sonnet to Elana\'s titties.>
That is SO true and SO funny!
When I first read his posts, they indicated a bright, fun, on the ball kind of guy - now, the poor fellow is mush. Elana, you have to go easy on these guys - they get all goofy.
<<Elana, you have to go easy on these guys - they get all goofy>>
Lucky- It\'s our role as women to show no mercy for the weaker sex. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]
Wolfe- I didn\'t see the post where you offered to kiss Lucky\'s tush either. Where was it? I can guarantee that Lucky wouldn\'t turn down a good butt kissing. I\'m sure you would throw in your tongue tricks as well, right?
Ladies, ladies, ladies. Have I taught you NOTHING? Wolfe\'s offer is in the very grim \"nuclear war\" thread, wherein he injects some levity by telling Lucky to bend over and HE\'ll kiss her ass goodbye, which gave me a quick chuckle, never mind the visuals. Elana, you\'ve ruined Bivonic. Instruct him to sit up and take notice, would you please? He\'s even to the point of asking permission! Leave him half a ball, at least ... don\'t collar him, I hate to see that ...
I would like to tell you that bivonic is his own man, but we all know that is not true. I may let him off of his leash for a few hours a day to run around and play.
That\'s some offer Wolfe gave to Lucky [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/crazy.gif[/img]
<some offer>
It raised my eyebrows and made me smile, for sure.
All right....I love you FTR.....I\'ll give him to you every other day. Starting next week [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]
I love you too, my angel, but I don\'t want him anymore now he\'s subbie. And he sleeps too much.
<<And he sleeps too much.>>
[img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img][img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img][img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]
Just another in a long list of men (i use that term loosely) that Elana has pulverized into oatmeal.
Am I the only man who can withstand her incredible beauty. Her luxurious flaxen hair. Her wonderful smile and full pouting lips..... The only man who can resist her well tanned skin, her incredible figure...Oh God that body is to die for!.....The only (heterosexual) man who cannot be tempted by her come hither eyes and glorious golden globes....Who is not overwhelmed by her grinding and writhing and...and...I gotta go!
Oh, for god\'s sake, get a grip.
(oh, right, that\'s what he\'s gone off to do, grip it, never mind...)
Okay, I\'m back. I feel much better after throwing up.
Let\'s get back on track.....penises.
Lucky, FTR anyone?
You might want to check the Fondue thread if you are interested in discussing cocks, seeing as you guys hijacked my thread, I thought I would hijack someone elses!
OK...let\'s get back to Skin Biology products.
Did you order the CP Serum? Make sure you talk to me before you use your Paula\'s Choice tanning gel. I\'ll have to give you some first timers tips.
Didn\'t get the ST gel yet, please give me a link to order the base CP Serum or is it hidden in this thread somewhere?!?
I always have the self tan gel on hand. I want you to tell me when you get yours so I can give you a few tips. I think the link for CP Serum is in the other thread
Ok, now that I\'ve had my nap....Does this cp stuff really work on dark circles or bags under the eyes? I\'m allergic to cucumbers so I can\'t go that route.
Do not use the new Estee Lauder sunless spray. It goes on clear and isn\'t supposed to streak, but it does. DO NOT BUY.
What was that you said about penises?
<<Do not use the new Estee Lauder sunless spray. It goes on clear and isn\'t supposed to streak, but it does. DO NOT BUY>>
It got terrible reviews on www.sunless.com
SO has anyone been using the CP night eys from skinbio at all? Results?
I think we\'re all just using CP serum all over our faces, eyes included. But I read the ingredients list on CP night eyes and it seems like it might be worth a try.
Elana,
Tell me step by step how to do the sunless stuff....I bought the Banana Boat bronze cream (isn\'t that what you recommended?). I hate the smell of all of them. How can I avoid that smell when I use the stuff?
Lucky- I didn\'t recommend Banana Boat.
I use Paula\'s Choice gel. Bivonic recently started using it with very good results. I would recommend you read these and pay very special attention to the hands and feet tips. Those are the tricky areas, until you learn how to do them. Also look at the reviews on the various sunless tanners.
http://www.sunless.com/application/step.php
http://www.sunless.com/application/handsandfeet.php
What does your Banana Boat bottle/tube look like? I have the Banana Boat Cream in dark. It looks very nice on, but I don\'t think it wears off very naturally.
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