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    A baby was born who was so advanced, he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. \"Are you my doctor?\" he asked.

    \"Yes, I am,\" said the doctor. The baby said, \"Thank you for taking such good care of me during the birth, but if you would have slapped my a*s one more time....I would have had to kill ya!\"

    He looked at his mother and asked, \"Are you my mother?\"

    \"Yes, I am,\" said the mother. \"Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born, and I loved the lite beer,\" he said.

    He then looked at his father and asked, \"Are you my father?\"

    \"Yes, I am,\" his father answered. The baby motioned him closer, then poked him repeatedly on the forehead with his index finger. \"Hurts don\'t it a*shole!\"

    HOPE YOUR DAY HAD YOU SMILING!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] TATER!!!

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    i think i have to puke

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    Did he have a cigar in his mouth?

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