Nothing important- only read if you're bored

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Just expressing some stupid thoughts while killing some time. Reading about DIHL gave me an idea. I was just thinking that IF mones were more popular, and with shows like America\'s Funniest Home Videos and Candid Camera around, they could have a section showing people doing stupid things on camera while reacting to \'mones. I\'ve read some posts and some incidents have been pretty extreme on the humor scale. I\'m curious as to how dramatic a DIHL response to pheromones could be.
BTW, for those of you who came in to read something useful, sorry to have wasted your time [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

[Elana]

I\'ve decided that you have too much time on your hands, so I signed you up for a pottery class.

[bundyburger]

<<....so I signed you up for a pottery class>>

I\'ve decided YOU have too much time on your hands, so.... ummm.... ....I\'m going to come around. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

[Elana]

Oh no...please don\'t come over. Just because I leave the sliding glass door opened and I will be sleeping in my bed all alone wearing my sexiest, teeniest g-string....no please don\'t come over [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img] and don\'t bring ice cubes.

[bundyburger]

DOH!!!! Where\'s Concorde when you need it?? [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

...or those ever so rare rips in the fabric of time and space. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[Elana]

I need a vacation. I\'d like to be Down Under [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

I mean go Down Under [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/crazy.gif[/img]

[bundyburger]

<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION=\"http://www.server2.love-scent.com/ubbthreads/dopoll.php\"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME=\"pollname\" VALUE=\"1045315883bundyburger\">


Who else likes to go down under??
<INPUT TYPE=RADIO NAME=option VALUE=\"1\">Yes
<INPUT TYPE=RADIO NAME=option VALUE=\"2\">No
<INPUT TYPE=Submit NAME=Submit VALUE=\"Submit vote\" class=\"buttons\"></form>

[bundyburger]

Heh heh heh. Was going to point out that poll wasn\'\'t serious, but what the hey, let\'s just see what happens. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

[Elana]

I really think you need to get some sleep [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img] Either that or I\'ll sign you up for Pottery class with Funkalot [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

[bundyburger]

This weeks pottery lesson:

Your teacher Elana will help you recreate the pottery scene from \"Ghost\". [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/crazy.gif[/img] ...maybe.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

zzzzz...huh?! said wut about pot and g strings??

[upsidedown]

This post has been read at least 70 times so far in a short time. Obviously a lot of bored people out there.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

To madness and distraction. Waiting for this snow storm that\'s supposed to come that caused my plans for today to be cancelled. I wanna see SNOW. I wanna see it snow its ass off. I don\'t see nary flake and right about now I shoulda been out having a nice lunch ...

[Elana]

FTR....get with the program. We are talking about Underwater basket weaving , while smoking pot, wearing G-strings. DUH!

[Elana]

Oh no....already 14 posts without a mention of penises.

PENIS!

[upsidedown]

&gt;&gt;FTR....get with the program. We are talking about Underwater basket weaving , while smoking pot, wearing G-strings. DUH!&lt;&lt;

Just watch out for that sharp coral while you\'re underwater. Don\'t back up into it while wearing that G-string.....Ouch.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Great huge THROBBING JUICY PENIS! what was that about ripping fabric? Anybody want to come over and help me with my \"zipper in the teeth\" move?

[Elana]

Great huge THROBBING JUICY PENIS wearing a G-string!
You haven\'t perfected the zipper in teeth move yet? Keep practicing and practicing.

[bivonic]

Elana\'s soft, perfectly round &amp; symmetrical BREASTS bouncing lightly up &amp; down as she walks, &lt;cue swift cool breeze from the west&gt;, right nipple perks up followed by the left nipple perking up to the point that it looks as if it wants to cut a hole through her tank top, sudden spike in activity in her hypothalmus triggering a sensation of horniness, sweat begins to exude from every pore on her body just as fast as the cool breeze whisks it away but only on the exposed body parts, sweat begins to build up on her bossom further accentuating her rock hard nipples that could cut glass given the opportunity, flush red circles can now be seen through her mildy shaded lavender top as her soft heavenly bosom bounces too &amp; fro hypnotizing every hetero male that is fortunate to catch a glimpse of this vision as she walks seductively across the giant green lawn on a humid summer day with a light westardly wind.

&lt;hehe, I just added Elana\'s to the beginning to add a little more impact&gt;

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Well, don\'t y\'all offer up at once.

Pssst. \'lana. Bivonic\'s a freak for your titties.

[Elana]

&lt;&lt;Pssst. \'lana. Bivonic\'s a freak for your titties.&gt;&gt;

He\'s just a freak in general! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

A freak of nature

[bivonic]

I think you mean a freak for all things naturally beautiful. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

[Elana]

A freak with excellent taste! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

[upsidedown]

&gt;&gt;A freak with excellent taste!&lt;&lt;

At least he didn\'t call you a Lama!


(If you don\'t know what I\'m talking about...Lama is from a different thread. You\'ll just have to read and do your homework to understand it.)

[**DONOTDELETE**]

a Lama. ... is that one hump, or two?

[bivonic]

take two humps and call me in the morning

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Why, thank you, Doctor! Do you make house calls to administer?

[Watcher]

The candid camera idea is great the 2003 pherocon isnt far off now that will give everyone something to talk about soon. To help all you bored types have some fun.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Holy sh*# ! I just got back online. It hasn\'t even been 24 hours and already I have hundreds of views and 27 replies. Way quicker than any of my serious posts. Anyway, in the spirit of not wasting anyone else\'s time, I was the one that started this thread, and hopefully I\'ll be the one to end it.
But then again, if you guys are ever bored out of your mind, come by anytime [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]
Btw, thanx to all you guys and girls for playing along.

[Xehupatl]

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sh*# ! I just got back online. It hasn\'t even been 24 hours and already I have hundreds of views and 27 replies. Way quicker than any of my serious posts.

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uh-huh i think that\'s the \"forbidden fruit\"-factor. as soon as you say \"nothing important\" or \"please don\'t read\", everybody\'s going to want to read it [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]
i remember one year in school we were voting to class president (or whatever the class representative is called) and i said \"do anything just don\'t vote for me!\" well guess what 90% of the people voted for me ... MUAHAHAHA
ahem ..