Guys, I need your sex advice.

[Lucky]

What can I do to fire up a lazy or bored man tonight? Things that you\'ve experienced that you never forgotten...really special things. Rock your world kinds of things.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Pour lighter fluid all over his Barcalounger and light a match.

[Wolfe]

a woman dressed in sexy T-Back ploppin on ones lap is hard to resist, and if he does, find a new one [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[Lucky]

ROTFLMAO
ROTFLMAO
ROTFLMAO

[Whitehall]

Get into an emotional screaming match then cave in. Sex is often great after a fight as you reach out to each other and re-connect.

Feed him some steak - rare - beforehand.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

THAT\'ll wake his dead ass up!

Insist (in whatever way you do it) that he watch Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood with you - and then pop in the dirtiest, nastiest, most low down, goddawful porn anybody\'s ever heard of in the DVD player.

[Lucky]

What will rare steak do?

[Elana]

I vote for the hottest, sexiest, kinkiest lap dance. It will drive him crazy.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Unless he says \"Jesus Christ will you get off me, I\'m trying to watch the game.\"

[Elana]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img] I think that would grounds for killing him. You probably wouldn\'t even be found guilty in a court of law.

[Blackwidow_Woman]

Whats some of his ultimate fantasies are and play them out .. alot of guys will appreceate that...dont be fake about it really get into it and make them as real as possible..and while doing so make sure you whisper into his ear and tell him just how much you really love him .. i mean pour it on realy good but mean everything you do or say from your heart....

[Lucky]

You know what, I\'m changing my mind. I\'ve been lap dancing and doing everything else he wants for a lifetime. There is nothing I can imagine that I haven\'t tried. He will never do it my way and I\'m sick of it. Why, dear God, do I try so hard???? I wish somebody would stop me, I am pathetic.

[Wolfe]

maybe it\'s time to tell HIM that.

[Whitehall]

\"What will rare steak do?\"

Red meat contains l-arginine, an essential amino acid that is vital for aggression, sex drive and sperm productions. In fact, you can take several grams of the stuff as capsules before sex. Red meat is just more subtle.

Some tribes in the Amazon have a special word for the hunger they experience for proteins with l-arginine since it is otherwise lacking in their diet. They don\'t have sex unless the men can bring home enough game to make up for the lack.

[Wolfe]

gee, i wonder what they\'d trade for a case of 500mg caps of it [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Find someone who will do it your way. Tell him you want it your way and you\'re going out to get some your way.

Life\'s too short, Lucky.

[Lucky]

Good idea....the apple cart will never roll again if I do that. Later.

[bivonic]

What is your way, do I need to read another thread to find out what you want? Man rough day at work for me, TGIF though & I made contact with that 9 that has me by a few inches, I think she\'s like 5\'10\" (I\'m 5\'8\"), I really dazzled her with my valentine greeting, I stole a line from seadove you poet!

[Elana]

<<I stole a line from seadove you poet!>>

Hey!!! That was for me! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

[bivonic]

Well it worked for you didn\'t it! So I knew if it lit your fire I had a decent shot of grabbing her attention, I\'ll pay you back with something when my brain settles down from a rough week of tedious work.

[Elana]

Good for you! I am happy you are going for beautiful, normal SINGLE women. I hope things work out great! Now take your shoes off and relax.