Are You The Weakest Link?

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ARE YOU THE WEAKEST LINK?

Below are 4 questions. Answer them instantly. You can\'t take your time.

Answer them immediately. No pencil or paper! OK? Let\'s find out just how
smart and clever you really are. Ready? . GO!!!

FIRST QUESTION: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second
person. What position are you in?

ANSWER: If you answer that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If
you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try
not to mess up in the next question.

To answer the second question, don\'t take as much time as you took for the
first question. (You know you took too much time.)

SECOND QUESTION: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

ANSWER: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!

THIRD QUESTION: Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 30.
Add another 1000.
Now add 20.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 10.
What is the total?

ANSWER: Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don\'t believe
it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you
will get the last question right?

LAST QUESTION: Mary\'s father has five daughters: Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?

ANSWER: Nunu? Nana? Nene? NONO! Of course not. The fifth daughter\'s name is
Mary. Read the question again.

You ARE the WEAKEST LINK!! Pass this along to someone else who could stand a
little fun and a challenge today.

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LOL

How\'d you get \"Mary\" outta THAT??

[CptKipling]

I think thats the worst one, but the others are pretty good.

Q. Do exactly as is described, no hesitation allowed!
Say the following outloud:
silk
silk
silk
silk
silk
silk
silk
silk
silk
silk

Now, what do cows drink?


A) Milk? WRONG! You may be saying, yeah well baby cows... but they would be CALFS.

Q) Ok here\'s an easy one, what do you put in a toaster?



A) Toast? Oh dear, back to bed for you! since when did you put TOAST in a toaster? With most toasters that I know of, we put bread in them, DUHH!

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You\'re messing with my poor mind.

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OH! I just got the \"Mary\" one. DUH.


Upsidedown. Here is an old Buddist chant for you. Say this aloud in front of a mirror five times in your most sonorous tones.


Owaa


Tajer


Kiam

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I\'m not going to fall for that one. I can see where it\'s taking me right now.

Say, are you trying to tell me something? [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] Is it because of the \"Mary\" thing? [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

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Only teasing, all in good fun. I figured if I had to be a fool for a minute, you should have to be one too. But you\'re to quick for me.

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>>Only teasing, all in good fun. I figured if I had to be a fool for a minute, you should have to be one too. But you\'re to quick for me.<<

Don\'t worry, I knew it was all in good fun.

But....a fool for a minute? No comment. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

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OH!!

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Sorry about that FTR! Owaa-Tajer-Kiam! Come here and let me give you a hug!

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Oh, goody! Yes, please! Can I sit on your lap, too?