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    Boy, it\'s good to be a man...

    Your last name stays put.

    The garage is all yours.

    Wedding plans take care of themselves.

    Chocolate is just another snack.

    You can be president.

    You can wear a white T-shirt to a waterpark.

    Car mechanics tell you the truth.

    The world is your urinal.

    You never have to drive to another gas station because this one\'s
    just too icky.

    Same work, more pay.

    Wrinkles add character.

    Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental -$100.

    People never stare at your chest when you\'re talking to them.

    The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

    New shoes don\'t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

    One mood, ALL the time.

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

    You know stuff about tanks.

    A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

    You can open all your own jars.

    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

    If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can
    still be your friend.

    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

    If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

    Everything on your face stays its original color.

    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

    You don\'t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

    You almost never have strap problems in public.

    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

    You don\'t have to shave below your neck.

    Your belly usually hides your big hips.

    One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color all seasons.

    You can \"do\" your nails with a pocketknife.

    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

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    Default Re: Why men are so cheerful

    \"New shoes don\'t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.\"

    ??? That is really not true!!

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    \"Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.\"

    That is not true either. Men\'s underwear is just as expensive (maybe even more expensive) than women\'s.

    Franki [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

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    <<<\"New shoes don\'t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.\"

    ??? That is really not true!! >>>


    At least I never complained about that Franki.[img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

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    <<<\"Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.\"

    That is not true either. Men\'s underwear is just as expensive (maybe even more expensive) than women\'s.>>>


    Really? This time you caught me.You see I use the cheaper underwear anyway so how would I know?

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    Seadove told me privately he doesn\'t wear any underwear at all. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img] Don\'t know why he did though, because I am not gay ..

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    Aww Shut up !!

    I\'m not gay either, scout\'s honour !
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    He\'s not gay [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

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    Thanks Elana For saving my reputation.

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    Anytime, my love [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

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    I was not saying you were gay, I was just wondering why you told me that. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

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    [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img] Come to think of it, it was a bit strange of him to offer that info. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img] Maybe I should restate my beliefs

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    Elana you are the only one that knows I\'m not gay.

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    Everybody\'s gay. I saw it on Jerry Springer.

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    MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!

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    >(One mood, ALL the time.) whoa wait a min that is so not true.. you guys have what we call men PMS and yes you do have mood swings and B$#chyness and oh if i dont get a good lay tonight im gona treat you very cold like..I never here you guys say , honey i just dont feel like it or hey im really tierd or i just need some rest for few days,,or oh cant we just cuddle and hold each other for the night... NOOOOOOOOOOOO heaven forbid we say that without you getting all uptight...

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    Beige...I think I\'ll paint the walls beige.

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    FTR (Everybody\'s gay. I saw it on Jerry Springer) geez is that where you and i met... LOL!!! just kidding ,, your to funny...LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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