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    It was during the Gulf war. An Iraqi general
    decides to go to a front-line village and
    inspects his troops. When he arrives in the
    village, he is very surprised to find a female
    donkey in the camp.

    \"Geez,\" he says, \"Why is there a female donkey in
    this battle field??\"

    \"Well,\" the soldiers answer with embarrassement,
    \"The Americans are bombing this place since
    several weeks, and all the village girls are
    gone. So, uh, when we need women, we only have
    this donkey to ...\"

    \"F*cking hell!\" the general angrily interrupts
    the soldiers, \"We are the great Iraqi Army! How
    could you do such disgraceful things?! I don\'t
    want to see this donkey around anymore!\"

    So the soldiers chase the female donkey away.
    In order to strengthen the discipline and keep an
    eye on his soldiers, the general decides to stay
    in the village and commands the operations.

    And the war goes on. After a couple of weeks, the
    general starts to feel very in need...

    \"Well,\" he thinks, \"My soldiers may be right.
    Life is tough here without sex! After all, a
    female donkey is better than nothing...\". So he
    orders his soldiers to find the donkey back. Once
    the soldiers bring back the donkey, the general
    jumps out of his office, unzips his pants, stands
    behind the donkey and starts to f*ck the animal.
    When he finishes and feels finally released, he
    notices that hundreds of soldiers - amazed and
    stunned - are looking at him with big eyes.

    \"Come on, guys,\" the general says, \"Don\'t look at
    me like that. Isn\'t it the way you all have been
    doing before?\"

    \"No, sir,\", answer the soldiers, \"Before, we used
    to ride this donkey and find women in the next


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    Oh, damn .... [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

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