Spread your flower\'s power
Slap your tool, don\'t fight for fuel
Rub your snake for peace\'s sake
War\'s for squares, play downstairs
Stop war now, milk your cow
When you jerk tonight, keep peace in sight.
Down with war, stroke some more
War is cruel - flog your mule
Don\'t attack - play with Jack
Get peace fever, rub your beaver!
Give your Bush the finger!
For peace to work, you need to jerk
War is heinous, thumb your anus
You Can\'t Beat Off with Nuclear Arms
War is Mean, Flick Your Bean
War is wrong, whack your schlong.
My \'friendly fire\' harms no-one
I\'m going blind for Mankind
War is silly, whack your willy
Think globally, whack locally
(Don\'t smitten, kill a kitten.)