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    Default Mother Superior jumped the gun

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    The wise old Mother Superior from county Tipperary was
    dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make
    her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink,
    but she refused it. Then one nun took the glass back to
    the kitchen.

    Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift
    the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a
    generous amount into the warm milk.

    Back at Mother Superior\'s bed, she held the glass to her
    lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more. Before
    they knew it, she drank the whole glass down to the last
    drop.

    \"Mother,\" the nuns asked with earnest, \"Please give us
    some wisdom before you die.\"

    Barely audible and with a serene look on her face, she
    said, \"Don\'t sell that cow.\"

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    Default Re: Mother Superior jumped the gun

    I don\'t get it [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/crazy.gif[/img][img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: Mother Superior jumped the gun

    That\'s OK

    I didn\'t get it either.

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    Default Re: Mother Superior jumped the gun

    lol, ya gotta be kidding?/..i sure got it.

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