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    How to Impress.....A Woman

    Compliment her,
    cuddle her,
    kiss her,
    caress her,
    taste her,
    love her,
    stroke her,
    tease her,
    comfort her,
    protect her,
    hug her,
    hold her,
    spend money on her,
    wine & dine her,
    buy things for her,
    dance with her,
    listen to her,
    care for her,
    stand by her,
    support her,
    go to the ends of the earth for her.


    How to impress......a Man

    Show up naked.
    Bring Beer.

    HOPE YOUR DAY HAS YOU SMILING!!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] TATER!!!!

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    How to Impress.....A Woman

    Compliment her,
    cuddle her,
    kiss her,
    caress her,
    taste her,
    love her,
    stroke her,
    tease her,
    comfort her,
    protect her,
    hug her,
    hold her,
    spend money on her,
    wine & dine her,
    buy things for her,
    dance with her,
    listen to her,
    care for her,
    stand by her,
    support her,
    go to the ends of the earth for her...

    Now you got all that right and if this is you,,, YOU COME TO MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] I will be more than waitting naked.. with your beer!!! and a bright red rose between my tits and a heart shaped red paper on my p##Y saying dive in baby... [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] hehehehehe!!!

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    Wow, Blackwidow_Woman I would say you are wearing your phero\'s today! Woo Hoo

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    Could be,,, nope... thats just the normal me!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

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    Excuse me!!!!! What happened to the Coolwhip, Altoids, and Strawberries!? [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/crazy.gif[/img]

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    First off , vanilla icecream insted off cool whip, then ice cubes insted of altoids, then cherries are always better than strawberries... [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]..Now peaches and cream you can do alot with to... hehehehe!!!!

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    Mobley, tell her about the G spot/foot combination thing and I bet you\'ll get a marriage proposal. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

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    You\'re always starting sumptin!! {{{SMOOCH}}} But she couldn\'t handle that....no one with an active G-spot can! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

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    I bet I could. Let\'s try it and see, want to?

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    Then you\'d love me forever! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img] Could you handle that!!? [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] And I get to do the washing before you get Mobleytized! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

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    You can be the boss and you can wash anything you want. How\'s that? [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

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    My kind of woman!!! Count me in!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] Love it when me mate just lays back and enjoy the ride! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img] And no.....not talking quantity.....quality! Any foreplay that doesn\'t makes it past 30 minutes is a Wal Mart product!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] With the exception of those furocious quickies! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

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    G spot/foot combination thing
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    Hmm... whatever it is, sounds way better than tennis/elbow, cauliflower/ear, green/thumb, trigger/finger, hammer/toe, or even ring/finger. Well, wait a minute... \"trigger/finger\" might hold a certain appeal~ [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

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    YOU know what it is, and you know that I know that you know what it iz....

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    Trigger/finger that speaketh without words.....\"come here!!\" [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

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    >( But she couldn\'t handle that)

    I got news for you,, you couldnt handle me!!!!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]
    Let alone keep up... HA! HA!

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    Oh, damn, Mobley. You better go tighten up that thang at BWW\'s house. ...

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    \"I got news for you,, you couldnt handle me!!!!!!
    Let alone keep up... HA! HA!\"

    Wouldn\'t want to handle you love, just make you go \"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBLEY!!!\" a whole bunch of times! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img] Would need to keep up love....you\'d find me! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] As they say, \"You\'d be out in broad daylight with a flashlight looking for me. Screaming out loud, \"Has anyone seen that Mobley fella!? Should you see\'em, tell\'em I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed\'em!\" [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img] I\'d have you standing up in a VW bug! You\'d be saying, if it \"\"\"ain\'t\"\"\" Mobley\'s faccia, I\'m not sitting on it! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]


    \"Oh, damn, Mobley. You better go tighten up that thang at BWW\'s house....\"

    Rub it! Flip it! Turn it around! Words FTR! Only words! See you can talk that talk on this computer....put her clit in my mouth and it\'s a different kind of song getting sung! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img] It\'s America....freedom of the speech....let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] Tater!!



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    Damn, Sam. Whatever it is you\'re on, can I have some too?

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    no kidding, pass it around dude!

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    Nope! I \"\"\"ain\'t\"\"\" sharing!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

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    >(Nope! I \"\"\"ain\'t\"\"\" sharing!! )
    ya you are!!!!!!!! To bad them is just words and you cant prove it..!!!!!!!!!!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

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    Lucky for you! Cause you\'d be in trouble fa true!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

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    Not if your tied up!!!! i think that would be the other way around.. you would not only be drooling but your eyes would be rolling back in your head and you would be going crazy wanting out of those ropes or cuffs and chains.. I play very dirty when i want to...hehehehe!!!!!!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

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    \"i think\"
    That would be your first mistake! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

    \"you would not only be drooling but your eyes would be rolling back in your head\"

    Sounds like to me, your tactics would include drugging me! Ha! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/crazy.gif[/img] Want some candy little girl!? [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

    \"I play very dirty when i want to\"

    Nothing wrong with that if you\'re into mud wrestling! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img] As for the naughtiness of it all...you\'re not the only one with the Dirty Manual love. I\'ve read it meself, annnnnnnnnd I\'ve added a thing or two. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

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    >( Want some candy little girl!?) No, but do you want some jelly beans little boy?????? [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] as for the Dirty Manual , ha!!!! I dont need it or have it..Drugging you, nooooooo that i dont need to do,, sorry.. you lose i already had a exceptionally good night last night, woohooo... and it was no mistake..hehehehe!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

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    \"you lose i already had a exceptionally good night last night, woohooo... and it was no mistake..hehehehe!!!\"

    I lose! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] That\'s a negative Ghost Rider!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/crazy.gif[/img] You had an exceptionally good night......BUT you\'re already on the computer to tell! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] Had it been me wit\'cha....you\'d still be in bed! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

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    >(Had it been me wit\'cha....you\'d still be in bed) Maybe, maybe not, i got a biz to run and animals to care for everyday so im up and at um bright and early..as far as staying in bed well i would deffinatly be there now if i didnt have the responability for everything i do and im sure not lazy... [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] Give me a good enough reason and yeah il stay in bed for as long as i can....

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    \"Give me a good enough reason and yeah il stay in bed for as long as i can....\"

    Now you\'ve got me meaning! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

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