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    8 year old Billy and his 6 year old brother Timmy were already the terrors of their neighborhood.
    The two had gotten into so much trouble that the mother decided to bring them to the local \'fire and brimstone\' preacher for a little dose of religion and maybe scare them straight.

    The preacher decided to take the younger one first, as he was probably still more impressionable. The preacher paced the room for a few minutes, mumbling to himself, and finally turned and said to Timmy, \"Where is God in your life?\"

    Timmy said nothing.

    The preacher said it a little louder, \"where is GOOOOOD in your life?\"

    Timmy started to quake.

    The preacher screamed, \"WHERE IS GOOOOOOOD IN YOUR LIFE?\"

    At that, Timmy raced out of the preacher\'s office and all the way home. Billy saw how scared Timmy was and followed him. Billy finally caught up with Timmy hiding under their bunk beds and said, \"What\'s wrong?\"

    Timmy replied, \"God\'s missing and they think we took him!!!\"

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