Joke

[Bruce]

Kid comes home from Church with 2 black eyes.
His mom says: \"Billy what on earth happened to you?\"
Billy: \"Well, we were singing a hymn when I noticed that the lady standing in front of me had her dress stuck in her butt crack. So, I thought I would be helpful and pull it out for her, but she got angry and hit me in the eye!\"
Mom: \"I\'m sorry to hear that, but what about the other eye?\"
Billy: \"Well, she got so darn upset about me pulling the dress out, I figured I\'d better put it back.\"

Bruce

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Some days a fellow just can\'t win. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[seadove]

Bruce I admit I can\'t compete with this one !!Funny how this boy\'s thinking is similar to mine.I must watch it(hee hee)

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[Blackwidow_Woman]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[Watcher]

Haha i got a chuckle out of that one.

[DrSmellThis]

there are very few places more fun for a kid to misbehave than church... [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]