"The Sexual Life of Catherine M."

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Yes, for god\'s sake, and don\'t get me started.

[Elana]

Renee- Is it time for me to do a search for your famous blow job thread? That one brings tears to my eyes. I\'m still so proud of you. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

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Whew boy, I was worked up that day.
Send it to Bivonic before we have to hear any more about the fate of some girl who ...
never mind.

[Lucky]

Yes, drunk with lust...again!

[Elana]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img] I understand. Talking about dicks tends to distract me too.

[bivonic]

Yeah I probably should have instructed her better, it was such a god awful bj reminds me of a little johnny joke.

Teacher asks the class a question, \"There are three birds sitting on a fence, you shoot one how many are left?\" Little Johnny says, \"1\" and the teacher says \"why 1?\" Little Johnny explains after you shot the bird the other two flew away so there\'s only one left. The teacher says, \"That\'s not right but I like the way you think.\" Little Johnny asks the teacher, \"There are three women sitting on a park bench each with an icecream cone. The first one licks the ice cream, the second one sucks the ice cream and the third one bites the ice cream, which one is married?\" The teacher says, \"I guess the one that sucks it?\" Little Johnnie says, \"No, it\'s the one wearing the wedding ring, but I like the way you think.\"

[nonscents]

Bivonic,

I don\'t think that that is a true story. But I like the way you think.

[Lucky]

Elana,
What are some of the highlights of FTR\'s bj thread?

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That\'s there\'s no such thing as a woman who can\'t learn to give a superlative blow job if she\'s motivated and the guy will teach her and be patient. That sometimes she\'s no good at it because her mouth has been abused.

Gerund and I had a quite prolonged argument over \"naturals\" versus not \"naturals\". I had relevant personal experience.

I think that bj thread is the main reason the little girls accuse me of making sh!t up.

Personally I don\'t give a damn. I worked hard for that skill and I\'m proud of it.

[Elana]

FTR- Can you help me find the thread? I can\'t seem to locate it.

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I try not to think about it. I\'ve taken more sh!t from that thread. ...

[Elana]

Really? WHY? It was fantastic

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Because women who don\'t swallow hate the guts of women who do, in my experience, and say we\'re gross and nasty and common and whatnot and I get really really sick of it.

I have to do a work thing, he\'s getting ready to get on a plane.
Search Justhuge\'s posts, it was a discussion between me, Gerund, JustHuge, and Sophie and I think maybe Woman were there. I know what women want, could be the name of the thread but I don\'t swear to it.

[Lucky]

I can\'t pull up anything for JustHuge, remember when it might have been?

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PM Franki

[oscar]

FTR,

Coincidentally, I believe it was on that very thread that my friend Whitehall said, \"Personally, I don\'t like to get blow jobs.\"
But I think he was pulling our legs. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

Oscar [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[Whitehall]

I think my other intimate friends better understand me - I consider a blow job as ejaculating in the woman\'s mouth or hand and not in her vagina.

Oral sex as part of foreplay or between play is quite all right so long as the main event happens in the classic way in the classic place. Of course, a BJ to completion is better than no completion at all and can be a nice treat when the woman is otherwise incapacitated.

One great time and place for oral sex is riding home from dinner. After taking a woman out to eat, I love it when she leans over and sucks me while I\'m driving us home to bed. A great meal gets many a woman into the oral mood. Since I\'m limited in what I can do in response and I don\'t want to lose it driving, it has a certain delicious frustration for us both.

[oscar]

Whitehall,

Beware of tailgaters and drive very carefully when engaged in the above mentioned activity.

Brings to mind the old story of the highway patrolmen who came across an accident scene late one night. The car, a 1965 Mustang had hit a tree. The damage to the car was so minimal that the engine was still running and the lights were still on. But surprisingly, both the male driver and his female passenger were dead. Only after they were removed from the car was it discovered that the woman had choked to death while the man had bled to death from his penis-less crotch.

Your mileage, hopefully, will vary. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

Oscar [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

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yeeeouch

[Whitehall]

I was waiting in a parking lot at night yesterday evening, and I got to thinking about one of the passages in \"The Sexual Life...\" The authoress was discussing how she felt when she was being taken by a group of men in a public space at night, how the darkness made it private by limiting the space, enclosing the pool of light and activity she was in. I was just waiting in the car but it got me to looking at the pool of light I was sitting in and the swirl of human activity within it and outside it.

The lady was editor of a magazine of art criticism so such issues as borders to art come naturally. She must be an existentialist in the French manner.

That lifts the book above just a sex-tell-all to something different and more insightful.

Also, picked up a copy of \"Silk\" and read it in one sitting. Lovely book - sweet melancholy.

But, like \"The Bridges of Madison County,\" probably more appealing to women than men.

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Silk\'s definitely my style. I will get the other and read it.