10 things

[Wolfe]

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Ten Things You\'ll never hear a man say

10. Here honey, you use the remote.
9. You know, I\'d like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
8. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That\'s one movie I gotta see!
7. While I\'m up, can I get you anything?
6. Honey since we don\'t have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?
5. Sex isn\'t that important; sometimes, I just want to be held.
4. Why don\'t you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?
3. Aww, forget Monday night football, Let\'s watch Melrose Place.
2. Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.
1. We never talk anymore


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Ten Things You\'ll never hear a woman say

10. What do you mean today\'s our anniversary?
9. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I\'d rather just watch TV.
8. Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!!
7. And for our honeymoon we\'re going fishing in Alaska!
6. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I\'m tired of being \"just friends\".
5. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?
4. Aww, don\'t stop for directions, I\'m sure you\'ll be able to figure out how to get there.
3. Is that phone for me? Tell \'em I\'m not here.
2. I don\'t care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress.
1. Hey, pull my finger!

[franki]

\"Ten Things You\'ll never hear a woman say

6. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I\'m tired of being \"just friends\".\"

Hmm. I am not so sure about that one. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

Franki

[Blackwidow_Woman]

>(6. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I\'m tired of being \"just friends\".\" )
well that sounds like something that just happend to me alittle while ago..after a year of friendship it can and did happen...

[Wolfe]

lol, i didnt write them folks, just passed them along

[**DONOTDELETE**]

The men\'s ones are right on target and gave me a good laugh.

[Bruce]

I\'m guessing most of the women\'s ones have more to say about what men think women are thinking, than what they really are thinking. I can easily imagine my wife saying at least half of those (not the \"pull my finger\" though).
Bruce