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    Default THE MEANEST MOTHER IN THE WORLD!!

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    I had the MEANEST MOTHER IN THE WORLD!


    While other kids had candy for breakfast, I had to eat cereal, eggs, and toast. While other kids had cakes and candy for lunch, I had a sandwich. As you can guess, my dinner was different from other dinners, too.

    My mother insisted on knowing where we were ALL the time. You\'d think we were on a chain gang or something. She had to know who our friends were and what we were doing!

    I am ashamed to admit it, but she actually had the nerve to break the child labor laws! That\'s right, She made us WORK! We had to wash the dishes, make the beds, and learn how to cook. That woman must have stayed awake at nights thinking up things for us kids to do. And she insisted that we tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

    By the time we were teenagers, she was much wiser and our life became more unbearable. None of this tooting the car horn for us to come running; she embarrassed us to no end by insisting that friends come to the door and get us!

    I forgot to mention that most of our friends were allowed to date at the mature age of 12 or 13. But our old fashioned Mother refused to let us date until we were 15 or 16. She really raised a bunch of squares. None of us were ever even arrested for shoplifting or busted for dope. And whom do we have to thank for this? You\'re right, our mean mother!

    I am trying to raise my children to stand a little straighter and taller and I am secretly tickled to pieces when my children call me mean. I thank God for giving me the meanest mother in the world!

    Our country doesn\'t need a good five-cent cigar. It needs more Mean Mothers like mine. Blessings on that wonderful woman for eternity!

    THANKS MOMS!!

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    To all the mums, past, present and future, cheers!

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    Cheers to the mums of the world.

    To the grandmas of the world, please take away those wet hankies u use to clean our face yuck.

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    Are you sure you\'re not talking about MY mom?

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    I hope I\'m talking about lots of Moms Dove. If you\'re washing behind your ears, brushing your teeth, and saying your prayers before grabbing your teddy to go beddy bye I am! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

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    I forgot where I put my teddy.[img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/frown.gif[/img]

    Do you think she\'ll gimme a hiding?

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