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    The actual signs and bumper stickers spotted around the country:

    ** On a Plumbers truck : \"We repair what your husband fixed.\"

    ** Pizza shop slogan: \"7 days without pizza makes one weak.\"

    ** At a tire shop in Milwaukee: \"Invite us to your next blowout.\"

    ** At a towing company: \"We don\'t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.\"

    ** In a non-smoking area: \"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.\"

    ** On a maternity room door: \"Push. Push. Push.\"

    ** At an optometrist\'s office: \"If you don\'t see what you\'re looking for, you\'ve come to the right place.\"

    ** On a fence: \"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.\"

    ** In a veterinarian\'s waiting room : \"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!\"

    ** At the electric company: \"We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don\'t, you will be.\"

    ** In the front yard of a funeral home: \"Drive carefully. We\'ll wait.\"


    KEEP SMILING!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

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    These were to funny,,
    If you get any closer , il flip a bogger on your windshield.
    If you can read this, you need to stop and change the air in
    your head.
    Drive it like you stoled it!!!!!!
    I have two B!#ches, one i sleep with and one i drive..
    I eat road kill.. eeewwwwww!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

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    \"I eat road kill\"

    MY KIND OF WOMAN!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

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    Hardwood floor guys van:
    Say no to RUGS

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    [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] >(I eat road kill\" )

    MY KIND OF WOMAN!!!

    hehehe!! you betcha!!!
    \"Watchout For Mudlick!!!! \"
    \"My Chevey 4x4 Loves 2-Tracks\" [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

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    \"Watchout For Mudlick!!!! \"


    MUDLICK!? Now did me tongue awake when me read dat ting? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

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    wouldnt you love to know what mudlick is... wink, wink,, hehehe!!!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

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    Come on!!!! Who\'s your Buddy, who\'s your Pal!!? Say it!! \"You are MOBLEYC57!.\" Okay....now tell me what it means, cause now I want to know. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/crazy.gif[/img]

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    you sure about that??/ heh

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    No hes not sure about that.. whos my buddy?? whos my pal??? Im not telling hehehehe!!! But as far as Mudlick goes.. well its alittle like mmmmmm .. il give ya a small hint.. Chocolate Syrup and!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

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    lol

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    > Get in, Shut up,Get on this, Do me hard!!
    > Dads the boss, Right mommy??
    > Zero to bitch in 4.0 seconds
    > HUNKED ON FONIKS WERKD FER MEE! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]
    > Moody bitch seeks average guy for love-hate, hot , nasty, dirty, mean sex.
    > If men had periods theyd brag about the size of there tampons.

    this ones my fav,,, [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]
    > This truck is protected by a pissed off mom with a serious sex problem!!!

    last one,
    > I wonder how youd drive with a car phone shoved up your A$$

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    \"49 percent bitch, 51 percent sweetheart -- don\'t push it\"

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