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    Default WOMEN\'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK!

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    - Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.

    - Don\'t imagine that you can change a man unless he is in diapers.

    - What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

    - So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.

    - If they put a man on the moon - why can\'t they put them all there?

    - Tell him you are not his type - you have a pulse.

    - Never let your mans mind wander - it is too little to be let out alone.

    - Go for younger men - you might as well, they never mature anyway.

    - Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.

    - Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

    - Women don\'t make fools of men - most of them are the Do It Yourself types.

    - The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest that they are too old for it.

    - Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

    - If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

    - A mans idea of serious commitment is usually \'oh alright, I\'ll stay the night.\'

    - Sadly, all men are created equal.

    - Remember that a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

    - The main point of having a boyfriend is so that he can one day graduate to the exalted status of \'former boyfriend.\'

    - There are lots of words to describe men - strong, caring, loving -they\'d be wrong but you can still use them.

    HOPE YOUR SUNDAY HAS YOU SMILING!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] TATER!!

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    Default Re: WOMEN\'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK!

    Another great one!

    I love these:
    - Never let your mans mind wander - it is too little to be let out alone.
    - Go for younger men - you might as well, they never mature anyway.
    - What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.


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    Default Re: WOMEN\'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK!

    yup thats funny but this one is so true..( What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door!!!!) Then i watch him go outside and make a [bad word] of himsefl in the snow... LOL!!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

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