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    Default ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION WARNINGS

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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.


    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.


    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.


    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.


    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.


    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.


    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.


    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.


    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.


    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.


    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.


    WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gode.



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    Default Re: ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION WARNINGS

    Hows this for a good drink.. my own and named it to...
    Put all together in a small glass over ice and down the hatch as fast as possible,
    1- half a shot of Baccardi 151
    1-half a shot of wild Turkey 101
    1- half a shot Smirnoff 101
    1- half a shot Everclear 190
    2- teaspoons Khalua, dribble that into the mix so that it
    settles on the bottom dont stir it up..
    Now you have the perfect drink,,
    Called (B#$ch On A Rag.) !!! Enjoy... [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

    WARRNING!!! IT WILL MESS YOU UP FAST!!!

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    Default Re: ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION WARNINGS

    Damn BW I don\'t think I\'ll be trying that anytime soon.

    Favorite tasty shots:
    Buttery Nipple (go figure)
    Irish Car Bomb

    Shot I order when I want to get f\'d up:
    3 Wisemen (1 part Jack Daniels, 1 part Jameson, & 1 part Johnny Walker) - there\'s something to a whiskey buzz.

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