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    Default LADIES...GENTS.......SIGN LANGUAGE!!!

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    A construction worker on the third floor of a building was in need of a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can\'t hear or understand him. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, \"I\", then at his knee, meaning, \"need\", then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, \"handsaw\".

    The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate.

    The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, \"What the heck is wrong with you!? Have you completely lost your mind!? Are you stupid or something!!? I was saying that I needed a damn handsaw!!!\"

    The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, \"Duhhhhhhh! I knew that my Dear Watson! I was just trying to tell you that I was coming!!\"

    HOPE YOUR DAY HAS YOU SMILING!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] TATER!!!

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    Default Re: LADIES...GENTS.......SIGN LANGUAGE!!!

    Hey i got a chuckle out of this one.

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