My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned
... couldn\'t concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn\'t hack it, so
they gave me the ax.
After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn\'t suited for it.
Next, I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.
Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn\'t fit in.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn\'t live on my net income.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
So then I got a job in a gym, but they said I wasn\'t fit for the job.
I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.
SO I RETIRED, AND I FOUND I AM A PERFECT FIT FOR THE JOB!
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