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    Default THE BOY

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    A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not
    knowing that her 9-year-old son is hiding in the closet, her husband comes
    home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy.

    The little boy says, \"Dark in here,\"
    The man says, \"yes it is,\"
    Boy - \"I have a baseball,\"
    Man - \"That\'s nice.\"
    Boy - \"Want to buy it?\"
    Man - \"No, thanks.\"
    Boy - \"My dad\'s outside.\"
    Man - \"OK, how much?\"
    Boy - \"$250.\"

    In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom\'s lover
    are in the closet together.

    Boy - \"Dark in here.\"
    Man - \"Yes, it is.\"
    Boy - \"I have a baseball glove.\"
    The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, \"How much?\"
    Boy - \"$750.\"
    Man - \"Fine.\"

    A few days later, the father says to the boy, \"Grab your glove. Let\'s go
    outside and toss the baseball back and forth,\"

    The boy says, \"I can\'t. I sold them,\"
    The father asks, \"how much did you sell them for?\"
    The son says \"$1,000.\"
    The father says, \"That\'s terrible to overcharge your friends like
    that. That is way more than those two things cost. I\'m going to
    take you to church and make you confess,\"

    They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
    confessional booth and he closes the door.
    The boy says, \"Dark in here.\"
    The priest says, \"Don\'t start that s*it again.\"

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    I LOVE that joke! You\'re the only other person I know besides the one who told it to me, who knows it!

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    \"I LOVE that joke! You\'re the only other person I know besides the one who told it to me, who knows it! \"

    FTR
    It\'s remarkable how you also TILT your sentences.
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    Sounds like mobley.

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