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    all of these are taken from \"Natural Hormonal Enhancement\" by Rob Faigin (I hope he\'s not mad at me for promoting his book [an excellent one, at that]) [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]
    I like \'em.

    Life, Health, Truth, and everything

    Life is pleasant, Death is peaceful. It\'s the transition that\'s troublesome
    - Isaac Asimov

    When we were young, you made me blush, go hot and cold, and turn to mush. I still feel these things it\'s true, but is it menopause, or is it you?
    - Susan D. Anderson

    They say aging is a one-way street. If that\'s true, this is the one instance in which I don\'t mind waiting at stop lights.
    - Unknown

    It is easier to believe a falsehood that has been repeated a thousand times, than a truth that is said for the first time.
    - Unknown

    Orthodox medicine has not found an answer to your complaint. However, luckily for you, I happen to be a quack.
    - Charles Richter cartoon caption

    The poorest man would not part with health for money, but the richest would gladly part with all their money for health.
    - Charles Caleb Cotton

    More people commit suicide with a fork than with a gun.
    - Unknown

    Americans have more food to eat than any other people on Earth, and more diets to keep you from eating it.
    - Andy Rooney

    The one thing worse than a quitter is someone who is afraid to start.
    - Unknown

    A doctor is a person who writes prescriptions till the patient either dies or is cured by nature.
    - John Taylor

    We tolerate shapes in human beings that would horrify us if we saw them in a horse.
    - W.R. Ingle

    I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.
    - Johnny Carson

    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, dying of nothing.
    - Redd Foxx


    On Stress

    He who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears.
    - Michel de Montaigne

    Hardening of the heart can kill you faster than hardening of the arteries.
    - Unknown


    Sleep

    The amount of sleep required by the average person is just five minutes more.
    - Unknown

    The best sleep aid is a clear conscience - a few extra dollars in the bank doesn\'t hurt either.
    - Unknown

    Oversleeping allows more time for dreaming but prevents you from making your dreams come true.
    - Unknown


    ALCOHOL

    24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
    - Stephen Wright

    To live a long life, stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don\'t drink too much - then again, don\'t drink too little.
    - Herman \"Jackrabbit\" Smith-Johannsen, at 103

    Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
    - Dave Barry

    Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
    - Ambrose Pierce

    I am just smart enough to sound bright at a cocktail party, and just dumb enough to be there.
    - John Francis Yetter

    My grandmother is eighty and she still doesn\'t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
    - Henny Youngman


    Smoking

    I have every sympathy with the American who was so horrified by what he read about smoking that he gave up reading.
    - Henry G. Strauss

    It\'s not cigarettes that are unhealthy, it\'s the toxic gas emitted by lighters and the chemicals in the filters; so I smoke Camel non-filters, use matches, and I\'m fine.
    - Bill Ryan, Ph.D.


    SEX

    Oh Lord, give me chastity - but not yet.
    - St. Augustine

    If it weren\'t for pickpockets I\'d have no sex life at all.
    - Rodney Dangerfield

    What do you mean I\'m an uncaring father; I was present at the conception, wasn\'t I?
    - Unknown

    Lady Astor to Winston Churchill: Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
    Churchill\'s reply: Madam, if you were my wife, I\'d drink it.

    We all worry about the population explosion, but we don\'t worry about it at the right time.
    - Arthur Hoppe




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    \"The poorest man would not part with health for money, but the richest would gladly part with all their money for health.
    - Charles Caleb Cotton \"

    This one is true like hitting the flat top of the nail.

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    \"If your constantly being mistreated then your are cooperating with the mistreatment.\" -- Unknown.

    \"Cogito, ergo sum\" latin for \"I think therefore I am\" -- René Descartes

    \"You see son, weaseling out of things is what speartes us from the animals. Except of course weasels.\" -- Homer Simpson

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    Interesting quotes got a chuckle out of some of them to.

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