A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch. The bartender thinks \"This guy doesn\'t know the difference,\" so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch. The patron takes one sip and spits it out.

He promptly hollers at the bartender: \"I said 12-year old scotch, you bozo!\" Still unimpressed the bartender pours some 6-year old scotch. The patron takes a sip...same reaction. But the bartender still doesn\'t believe the patron knows the difference. So he pours a shot of 10-year old scotch. Again, same reaction from the patron.

Finally, the bartender is convinced. He pours the patron a glass of 12-year-old scotch. The patron takes a sip and is most satisfied.

All the while this has been going on, a drunk at the end of the bar has been watching. He slides a shot glass down the bar to the patron and drunkenly says: \"Shay mister, taste this!\" The patron obliges...he promptly spits it out. \"It tastes like piss,\" he shoots back at the drunk. The drunk replies: \"Any fool could have figured that one out!!! Tell me how old it is!!\"

HOPE YOU\'RE SMILING INTO THE NEW YEAR!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] Tater!!